Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

CNET UK ^ | 4/1/2010 | Nick Hide

[Erasmus]

“How can you be in two places at once, when you’re not anywhere at all....”

Maybe your buddy Nick Danger, or Nancy (err, I mean Betty Jo), or Catherwood (that doddering scamp) can answer it for you, Rcky.

[Erasmus]

Looks like it was built by Tony Stark.

[RckyRaCoCo]

YOUNG CATHERWOOD

Don’t you see, Nancy? I’ve built the perfect time machine!

NANCY

Oh, it sounds dangerous!

YOUNG CATHERWOOD

Yes, that’s why I’m going to try it out first. Now, when I get into this grandfather clock, you hit me over the head with this bottle of Champagne, right here, set the dial for a thousand, and put in three dimes. I’ll be gone for a thousand years.

NANCY

A thousand! That’s longer than anyone’s ever been gone before!

YOUNG CATHERWOOD

But to you it will seem only like a minute! Very well, my love. Now, forward into the paaaaaaast! (breaking glass/Tardis)

NANCY
Gee, I hope he gets back before all this dry ice melts!

[SunkenCiv]

Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

Since the world is about to be destroyed, how'd he manage to do that? We'll see more of this hoaxing now that the global warming hoax has been exposed.

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[DejaJude]

Well, it's the funniest April Fools I've seen in a long time anyway. Eloi? Wasn't that the race in the Time Machine?

[autumnraine]

You realize this was an April Fools joke, right Sunken Civ?

[onedoug]

“The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future....”

[SunkenCiv]

yeah, that’s why I used the Marx Bros.

[BraveMan]

I’ve been there! It’s in Middletown OH!

You are so busted . . .

[Ptarmigan]

I have heard that there is a possibility that someone from the future “could” travel into the present day.

[Sensei Ern]

YES!!! There ARE Kit-Kats in the future...I knew it!!!! ;)

But not a DAMN TWINKIE!

[bootless]

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