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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
CNET UK ^
| 4/1/2010
| Nick Hide
Posted on 04/05/2010 10:24:30 AM PDT by Sax
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Best of the bunch in this year's crop I'd say!
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:24:30 AM PDT
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Sax
To: Sax
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:24:43 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: Sax
Hey,who wins the ninth at Belmont!
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:25:47 AM PDT
by
Dr. Ursus
To: Sax
YES!!! There ARE Kit-Kats in the future...I knew it!!!! ;)
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:27:07 AM PDT
by
BossLady
(OBAMA - The Father of Velvet Marxism)
To: Sax
To: Sax
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:27:47 AM PDT
by
astyanax
(Liberalism: Logic's retarded cousin.)
To: Dr. Ursus
..."yeah you take Belmont, and I'll buy it with my power ball winnings"
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:28:13 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
To: Sax
"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered."
Hey....this last line is what makes the story interesting. Either the facility wasn't that secure or there's something to this. LOL.
To: JoeProBono; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:28:42 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
To: Dr. Ursus
Pssssst! Buy zinc futures!!!!
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:28:43 AM PDT
by
Ronin
To: Sax
the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Can they tweak their control panel and cause another ripple in time that prevents Obama from being elected and destroying the United States?
That would be one tax increase I'd be willing to pony up to!
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:28:49 AM PDT
by
NorCoGOP
(Recession: friend loses his job. Depression: You lose your job. Recovery: Obama loses his job.)
To: Sax
When being from the future is outlawed, only outlaws will be from the future.
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:29:19 AM PDT
by
ocean
To: Dr. Ursus
How’d he survive the destruction so he could come back to save us?
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:29:22 AM PDT
by
DManA
To: Sax
I wonder if those things could be used to propel a starship?
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:29:57 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(There is only a "Happily ever after" for you if you're the one writing your own script)
To: Sax
...disappeared from his cell...Back to the Future...!
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:30:01 AM PDT
by
Las Vegas Dave
(To anger a Conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a Liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: Ronin
that was a Barney Miller reference, wasn’t it..
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04/05/2010 10:30:17 AM PDT
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newnhdad
(The longest of journeys begins with one step.)
To: Dr. Ursus; Lazamataz; writer33; KevinDavis; OneWingedShark; PJ-Comix
Well, we already knew that this place was becoming a communist hellhole, but at least its going to be a Communist Chocolate Hellhole!! That is something at least.
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:31:41 AM PDT
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GeronL
(There is only a "Happily ever after" for you if you're the one writing your own script)
To: Doogle
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posted on
04/05/2010 10:32:35 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: Slings and Arrows
The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." Well the future may indeed be a communist chocolate hellhole, but hey! Kit-Kats for everyone!
To: Sax
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Swiss!"
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