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"Cokie The Clown" Banned From Emo's After Pee Prank During SXSW (Bush hating musician from NOFX)
Austinist.com ^
| March 29, 2010
| Allen Y Chen
Posted on 03/29/2010 2:08:11 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
Mike "Fat Mike" Burkett from punk rock band NOFX has been permanently banned from Emo's after pulling a disgusting prank during his SXSW showcase.
Burkett, performing as Cokie The Clown, started his set by pulling out a bottle of tequila, pouring several shots, and then taking a few shots himself before sharing the rest with the excited crowd.
In the video above, hosted by TMZ, the audience can be seen eagerly grabbing the plastic cups that Burkett passes out. Moments later, Burkett replays a video on a small TV on stage, showing him urinating into the same tequila bottle just moments before the show. The crowd erupts into hysteric laughter.
Neither Emo's nor the Austin Health Department thought it was terribly hilarious; the latter is now investigating the matter, while Emo's has publicly distanced itself from Burkett and barred him from ever performing at the venue again.
"We do not encourage or condone any acts of stupidity that Fat Mike may perform," said an Emo's rep.
Burkett seemed unfazed by the prank, telling TMZ, "I confirmed that urine was not classified as a biohazard waste and not subject to the legal ramifications of blood, semen, or feces."
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: austin; bds; boardofhealth; bushhasser; fatmike; leftwingnut; nofx; punkvoter; punkvoterdotcom; sxsw; texas; urine
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He was the "brain" behind these two albums:
To: 537cant be wrong; Aeronaut; bassmaner; Bella_Bru; Big Guy and Rusty 99; Brian Allen; cgk; ...
No talent hack masquerading as a Left Wing Musician PING
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:09:28 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
To: a fool in paradise
Burkett seemed unfazed by the prank, telling TMZ, "I confirmed that urine was not classified as a biohazard waste and not subject to the legal ramifications of blood, semen, or feces."
What a freak, this man should have assault charges pressed against him. Of course people that have been caught spitting in Police Officer's food have had the book thrown at them, we should do the same thing to this scumbag. Is urine really not considered a bio-hazard waste?
I know urine is relatively sterile, but can STDs or other infectious diseases be spread through urine? If even one disease can be spread, how could this not be considered a bio-hazard?
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:17:55 PM PDT
by
ATX 1985
(Time is Breath, Breath is Light, Light is Life)
To: a fool in paradise
I think this showcases the most intelligent thing I’ve yet heard a liberal was capable of.
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:17:55 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
(Hypocrisy: "Animal rightists" who eat meat & pen up pets while accusing hog farmers of cruelty.)
See if you can spot the one who runs the label and calls himself Fat Mike:
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:18:06 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
To: a fool in paradise
Fat Mike sounds so typically Democrat it’s almost unbelievable that he can walk and pee at the same time, but he does.
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:20:39 PM PDT
by
muawiyah
("Git Out The Way")
To: ConservativeMind
To be honest, we probably shouldn’t be too outraged because he was just ‘tricking’ sycophants that have already drank his Kool-Aid. There might as well be some pee in it too, especially if this was handed out to the people in the front row who are the most likely to be enthralled fans.
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:23:33 PM PDT
by
ATX 1985
(Time is Breath, Breath is Light, Light is Life)
To: Arrowhead1952; basil; ValerieUSA
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:24:22 PM PDT
by
wolfcreek
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
To: a fool in paradise
the real Cokie clown:
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:27:43 PM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
( FIRE STUPAK: LindaForCongress.com)
To: wolfcreek; txhurl
That is just another one of those I have to AXE, ‘Who is Mike “Fat Mike” Burkett’ momnets.
Burkett...
Burkett...
Burkett...
Burkett...
Hey, that name rings a bell. Remember the Bush NG fake documents. Bill (I think) Burkett was part of that issue. May be proof the nut does not fall from the tree.
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:34:17 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Remember in November.)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:36:02 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:51:38 PM PDT
by
ez
("Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton)
To: ez
Nice watch, clown.
O rely ?
ez Since Aug 11, 1998
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:56:06 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: a fool in paradise
Around here, that would get you dead!
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posted on
03/29/2010 2:59:46 PM PDT
by
OldEagle
To: JoeProBono
Talkin about Fat Mike and how stupid that watch looks.
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posted on
03/29/2010 3:06:11 PM PDT
by
ez
("Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton)
To: a fool in paradise
Austin, no less..that “cool, hip, happening” Liberal rectum of Texas.
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posted on
03/29/2010 3:06:18 PM PDT
by
Mister Muggles
(.Seattle: A city full of Liberal men with vaginas.)
To: JoeProBono
Cokie is giving Dr. Roxo the Rock and Roll Clown (the cocaine loving clown from the cartoon Metalocalypse) a bad name. He needs a good beat down medium style.
To: ez
"
Talkin about Fat Mike and how stupid that watch looks."
That was a weird reaction by probono. It was very clear that you were commenting about the fat clown.
People are odd.
AV
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posted on
03/29/2010 3:59:13 PM PDT
by
Atomic Vomit
(http://www.cafepress.com/aroostookbeauty/358829)
To: Mister Muggles
You said a mouthful. It so saddens me that one of the most beautiful cities in the state has been overrun with leftists. I suppose that the University being here is in part, at least, the cause of it.
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posted on
03/29/2010 4:22:53 PM PDT
by
basil
(It's time to rid the country of "Gun Free Zones" aka "Killing Fields")
To: a fool in paradise
Doesn’t come close to G.G. Allin performance.
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