Posted on 03/23/2010 10:09:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
US President Barack Obama signs the health insurance reform bill in the East Room of the White House in Washington. Obama Tuesday signed into law his historic health care reform, enacting the most sweeping social legislation in decades which will ensure coverage for almost all Americans.
"Men" in back: "Ithn't he jutht the greatest!"
Woman: "{sigh} ... What a poseur!"
"Hey Kid, this is a big @#$%^ deal."
I don't care what the people want , ram it up their A** !
"Whatcho signin' bout Willis, err Barry?"
"I just loved you in Swan Lake but as of this week, you need to pull your toe shoes out of retirement for The Nutcracker. That Massa smear was just a riot!"
Judas wept.
Holy crap, is that Caroline Kennedy? She looks like a mud fence in a rainstorm.
That’s what happens when you hit the sauce with frequency.
That kid looks a little chubby. Maybe they can drag him back out the next time Michelle needs an object lesson for her obese kids initiative.
LOL !
"I can accommodate you and we'll have a fu--ing good time! Braack has volunteered to be towel-boy. (He likes to watch.)"
"What we don't need is another bastard hanging around the White House. One of us is enough. Show him how we shove people under the bus. And Nancy, no more picking your tiny, reshapen nose while I'm on camera."
"Remember, Denny. I'm a president and you're a low-intellect twit. Now go get us all coffee laced with Martel. You can count the stars on the bottle can't you? And stop licking me like a dog in heat."
"Here's how I show the esteem in which I hold this office! I pretend I'm stepping on Ronald Reagan's hand!"
"Oh, Rahm. You wouldn't want to fool around with an older post-menopausal woman, would you?
"It's been so long. Watcha doin' after the doins? I'll send Michelle and the girls over to London for some fish and chips so we can re-acquainted in that big bed they gave me. Michelle takes over half of it for her booty."
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