Sad.
And after that Oscar speech about “having my back”.
Hope it isn’t true.
A bit too much ink I think.
Fail
Shocking! Jesse James, formerly married to a porn-star, would have an affair?
Who’d have thunk it?
Sandra waited a long time to marry. Sorry there is so casual an attitude regarding faithfulness and fidelity in marriage in America today.
It is bringing down the institution as a whole.
High profile, driven people who work in an industry which overwhelmingly values surface over substance. The odds of one of them being level-headed and dependable? Slim. The odds of both being good, solid people? Not at all good.
It can be done, but it's rare.
I never understood what she saw in him. But then I have the same question of Mary Matalin and James Carville (talk about strange bedfellows)
Now that she’s got the real Oscar, she can discard the pretend Jesse.
OMG!!!!
“Lydia, the Tattooed Lady”
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
and a torso even more so.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia The Queen of Tattoo.
On her back is The Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
When her robe is unfurled she will show you the world,
if you step up and tell her where.
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree,
or Washington crossing The Delaware.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
When her muscles start relaxin’,
up the hill comes Andrew Jackson.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia The Queen of them all.
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,
with a view of Niagara that nobody has.
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso.
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso.
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon.
Here’s Godiva, but with her pajamas on.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Here is Grover Whelan unveilin’ The Trilon.
Over on the west coast we have Treasure Isle-on.
Here’s Nijinsky a-doin’ the rhumba.
Here’s her social security numba.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
La-la-la...la-la-la.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia The Champ of them all.
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
And now the old boy’s in command of the fleet,
for he went and married Lydia!
I said Lydia...
(He said Lydia...)
They said Lydia...
We said Lydia, la, la!
Jesse James, was busy having a blindingly hot sexual affair with tattoo queen Michelle Bombshell McGee, according to an interview with In Touch Magazine.
“We had intimate relations” two or three times the first night, said McGee, who claimed she and the Monster Garage star had a torrid sexual romance for five weeks which including daily texting.
McGee told the magazine that she believed James and Bullock were on the rocks. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” she told the magazine.
She even claimed to have a pet name for James - “Vanilla Gorilla” - because of his physical gifts.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/17/entertainment/main6307973.shtml
Tats have never been a mark of high social standards, covering your body in them makes her look like a skank. She may have a hot body - but, to me, she has zero sex appeal.
FOX411: Tattoo Model Says She Slept With Sandra Bullock’s Husband.
“I am the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam, her profile reads. Come have a hot and steamy affair with inked girls like me on live video.”
On the site, McGee claims that shes currently working on her Masters degree in biochemistry.
In Touch Exclusive Interview:
Sandra Bullock’s husband caught cheating!
I asked him, Whats going on with you and Sandra? He said, She doesnt live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I cant talk about it, Michelle Bombshell McGee tells In Touch exclusively.
Really, Sandy should have taken a hint. Men
on the rebound from porn stars don’t make great husband material.
The article forgot to mention the “Oscar curse” also worked on Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe.
I always knew he was a lowlife loser. Sure looks like one. I guess Sandra was blinded by love.
The only man I liked her with was Matthew McConaughey. It was years ago but they made a perfect couple.