It's twue, it's twue.
Posted on 02/21/2010 9:19:23 PM PST by TruthHound
LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.
Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.
Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.
The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.
It's twue, it's twue.
;-)
hope this thread grows. boring night.
LOL.
I don't think she's a man......
Leni
Pretty obvious to me.....Real females don’t have Adam’s apples.
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That is definately a woman.
Blasphemy!!!
MK is most definitely all woman!!!
This isn’t boring. What’s more fun than a slow night on FR while watching the Chinese and Canadian women curl?
take off the fake nails and view the clubbed thumbs
Ughhhh!!!!(then a sudden thud, as I pass out from lack of stimulation)
If that’s a man. I must be gay.
I am going to chance it.
I say ply her with a few drinks, turn off the lights and hope her voice remains in the range of a soprano.(but not past 4am. after that she needs to go home)
You are a lesbian.(since you brought it up) LOL
Megan Kelly is not a man - I can tell through the TV screen from 2500 miles away!!!
Well there ain’t but one way to solve this. We need to see the long form!
parsy, the problem solver
Yep!
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