Posted on 02/19/2010 3:45:38 PM PST by TornadoAlley3
Spartanburg, S.C. - A North Carolina man was arrested after deputies say he exposed himself to a woman and offered to pave her driveway in exchange for sex.
Billie Bobbie Harrison, 24, of Winston-Salem, is charged with one count of indecent exposure.
The Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office says Harrison and another man drove up to the home of a 55-year old Chesnee woman on Tuesday. The men asked her about paving her driveway. The victim says the conversation took a perverted turn when Harrison began to make sexual comments about her jewelry, then exposed himself to her and offered to pave the driveway in exchange for sex.
The victim went inside her house and called 911. Deputies pulled over the men's truck not far from the home and arrested Harrison. He was released from jail early Wednesday morning after posting $3,000 bail.
Harrison denies exposing himself or making sexual comments.
"I never showed her myself. I don't know why they arrested me," said Harrison during a phone interview.
Deputies say the woman, who is a Sunday school teacher, was able to provide specific details about Harrison's underwear and other parts of his body.
The victim's husband was irate when he came home minutes after the men left and his wife told him what happened.
"I asked the deputy if he could give me five minutes alone with him before they hauled him away, but they wouldn't let me," said the husband.
The road to Heck is paved with asphalt.
“Baby, Ah’ll tar yer drahveway, ‘n’ then Ah’ll paint it whaht.”
Good eye!
Tallywhacker. "
"It had a mole on it...I'd recognize it..."
Funniest scene, ever.
Stop it!
Exactly. One funny scene right there.
I'll curb my darker impulses.
It was last seen hanging out in the girls locker room.
CLASSIC! ROTFLMAO!!!
Hey Billie Bob. You should have said “paved”, not “laid”, re the driveway, or the woman, or both.
It all depends on the definition of “laid”, said Billy Bob Clinton.
I wonder if he’s part of the Williamson Gang/Irish travelers who travel the country doing bogus roofing and pavement work?
LOL!
A separated at birth moment.
We'd have to see the 55 y/o. Ann-Margret looked pretty good in Grumpy (and Grumpier) Old men, and she was about that age when those movies were made. 'Course there aren't many Ann-Margrets out there. Let alone ones who need their driveway refinished. :)
But the guy is definitely a Loser.
LOLOL! Twins.
Proper surface preparation is always underrated.
Most people just have their minds in the gutter.
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