Posted on 02/19/2010 3:45:38 PM PST by TornadoAlley3
Spartanburg, S.C. - A North Carolina man was arrested after deputies say he exposed himself to a woman and offered to pave her driveway in exchange for sex.
Billie Bobbie Harrison, 24, of Winston-Salem, is charged with one count of indecent exposure.
The Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office says Harrison and another man drove up to the home of a 55-year old Chesnee woman on Tuesday. The men asked her about paving her driveway. The victim says the conversation took a perverted turn when Harrison began to make sexual comments about her jewelry, then exposed himself to her and offered to pave the driveway in exchange for sex.
The victim went inside her house and called 911. Deputies pulled over the men's truck not far from the home and arrested Harrison. He was released from jail early Wednesday morning after posting $3,000 bail.
Harrison denies exposing himself or making sexual comments.
"I never showed her myself. I don't know why they arrested me," said Harrison during a phone interview.
Deputies say the woman, who is a Sunday school teacher, was able to provide specific details about Harrison's underwear and other parts of his body.
The victim's husband was irate when he came home minutes after the men left and his wife told him what happened.
"I asked the deputy if he could give me five minutes alone with him before they hauled him away, but they wouldn't let me," said the husband.
What a mega dumb a*s.
“I never showed her myself”
That is unintentionally funny!
Oh No.
Lady I asked you if you wanted asphalt - not did you want your &$$ felt.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
This guy and his truckload of driveway asphalt would be having more sex than Wilt Chamberlain and Tiger Woods put together in Reno Nevada.
The guy is all class, ain’t he?
One wonders how he thought that the combo of exposure and asphalt was the way to win her heart.
That’s why you always offer to lay some pipe.
...began to make sexual comments about her jewelry, then exposed himself to her and offered to pave the driveway in exchange for sex.
WHOA!
That *always* works for me.
Maybe he doesn't know the secret I use - always have a big stink breath of cigarettes and cheap beer to Seal the Deal!
I suspect he has a long career as a sex offender ahead of him. I hope they throw the book at him.
Lesson in Number 23 in “How to Woo a Lady”!!!
We have a winner!!!!!!GREAT QUOTE!
ROFLMAO!
“Lady, I said cement..not semen”
LOL!
Ohhhhhhhh, put it there Billie Bobbie. One shovel or two mam. (-;
Where is he going to get it this time of year?
He’ll be tarred with this from now on.
“The men asked her about paving her driveway.”
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Sooo, THAT’S the latest term for sex.
Hey, baby, let me pave your driveway.
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