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1 posted on 02/19/2010 3:45:38 PM PST by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3

What a mega dumb a*s.


2 posted on 02/19/2010 3:46:56 PM PST by Frantzie (TV - sending Americans towards Islamic serfdom - Cancel TV service NOW)
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To: TornadoAlley3

“I never showed her myself”

That is unintentionally funny!


3 posted on 02/19/2010 3:47:03 PM PST by omega4179 (jdforsenate.com hunt some rinos 2010)
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Oh No.

Lady I asked you if you wanted asphalt - not did you want your &$$ felt.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.


4 posted on 02/19/2010 3:48:29 PM PST by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption.)
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Deputies say the woman, who is a Sunday school teacher, was able to provide specific details about Harrison's underwear and other parts of his body.

Tallywhacker.
5 posted on 02/19/2010 3:48:42 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

The guy is all class, ain’t he?

One wonders how he thought that the combo of exposure and asphalt was the way to win her heart.


7 posted on 02/19/2010 3:49:32 PM PST by OldPossum
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Billie Bobbie no wonder the guy is wacked. The name alone should be good for several years on the shrink's couch.
9 posted on 02/19/2010 3:50:22 PM PST by exnavy (May the Lord grant our troops protection and endurance.)
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...began to make sexual comments about her jewelry, then exposed himself to her and offered to pave the driveway in exchange for sex.

WHOA!

That *always* works for me.

Maybe he doesn't know the secret I use - always have a big stink breath of cigarettes and cheap beer to Seal the Deal!

10 posted on 02/19/2010 3:51:19 PM PST by Moe Tzadik
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I suspect he has a long career as a sex offender ahead of him. I hope they throw the book at him.


11 posted on 02/19/2010 3:51:26 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

“Lady, I said cement..not semen”


14 posted on 02/19/2010 3:52:41 PM PST by max americana
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Where is he going to get it this time of year?


17 posted on 02/19/2010 3:55:02 PM PST by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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He’ll be tarred with this from now on.


18 posted on 02/19/2010 3:55:18 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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“The men asked her about paving her driveway.”

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Sooo, THAT’S the latest term for sex.


19 posted on 02/19/2010 3:56:38 PM PST by HighWheeler
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To: TornadoAlley3

Hey, baby, let me pave your driveway.


20 posted on 02/19/2010 3:58:19 PM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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WTFIIWNC?

Look at them eyes, boys. Just a mite too far apart. That feller ain't right.

21 posted on 02/19/2010 4:00:25 PM PST by Constitution Day
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I would NEVER trade sex for some kind of rectal disorder.


22 posted on 02/19/2010 4:00:28 PM PST by Miss Behave
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Well I guess she didn’t go for it then

/Yah I knows that’s bad


25 posted on 02/19/2010 4:01:12 PM PST by valkyry1
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He offers asphalt for sex to a 55 year old married Sunday school teacher? That’s worthy of a Darwin award nominee!


26 posted on 02/19/2010 4:02:44 PM PST by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
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“I asked the deputy if he could give me five minutes alone with him before they hauled him away, but they wouldn’t let me,” said the husband.

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He should have dealt down for 2 minutes. That should have been enough.


29 posted on 02/19/2010 4:05:35 PM PST by HighWheeler
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Some people have all the luck, we can’t even get someone to call us back or come out and give us a bid on grading our driveway and this lady gets offered free (well almost free) asphalt without even a telephone call. :^(
33 posted on 02/19/2010 4:12:04 PM PST by pepperdog (As Israel goes, so goes America!)
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The road to Heck is paved with asphalt.


41 posted on 02/19/2010 4:33:43 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Chuck DeVore - CA Senator. Believe.)
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