[Daffynition]

Barry Crake:

[VaRepublican]

whoops..

[SamAdams76]

I don’t know what’s creepier. Getting tatoos on your face or having a “lifelong dream” to be a funeral director.

[svcw]

Well as tattoos go, it is a really poor job.
He could just get it removed.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

I believe potential employers have the right to be worried about what else they may do (that may harm their business) based upon something as flimsy as a “dare.” What might he do for something he may consider far more serious, like being denied a raise or promotion.

As always, we are preceded by our past.

[Fresh Wind]

I dont know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin to show but this brand new tattoo
But it’s a real beauty, A Mexican cutie,
How it got here I haven’t a clue.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

They are called tramp stamps or want to be thought thug stamps.

The above does not apply to our fine Military.

[PGR88]

I think his tattoo says: “Beef with Broccoli $7.99”

[rellimpank]

—glad I got old enough to not want one before I got old enough to get one-—

[TheBattman]

Danny, of Southwick, bought the three-inch symbols after a drunken night of dares and has regretted the move ever since.

Why am I feeling no sympathy?

[smokingfrog]

Where but in the UK does someone aspire to be a funeral director?

He may want to attend some AA meetings as well.

[1raider1]

I’ve never been that drunk.

[wbill]

He's not getting nailed for the tattoos....

He's getting nailed because he was was stupid enough to get his face tattooed. BIG difference. And, to paraphrase Dean Wormer...."Drunk and Stupid is no excuse".

[eclecticEel]

I hope he didn’t pay for that. He needs to either get it removed or get a cover up artist to rework it into something recognizable.

[proxy_user]

Perhaps he should try heavy makeup. If he were a funeral director, it might be considered part of the uniform of the job, like a coal-black suit and a lugubrious tone of voice.

[garyhope]

I’ve read that laser tattoo removal is expensive and painful. Anyone know how much it costs? I’m not tattooed or currently drunk. Just wondering.

[Dahoser]

Danny, of Southwick, bought the three-inch symbols after a drunken night of dares and has regretted the move ever since.

You regret that? Are you kidding? You should see what the skipper has.

[seowulf]

Various laser treatments have failed to fade the symbols

I have a friend who got a tattoo when he was in the Navy.

He took it off by scrubbing his hide raw with rock salt.

He never got another tat after that.

[ViLaLuz]

Pancake makeup

[A message]

With the tattoos on he had a future in the NBA.

[CholeraJoe]

“Laser beams in my dreams...”