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Farmer makes manure valentine for his wife
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| Feb. 12, 2010
Posted on 02/13/2010 6:32:42 AM PST by JoeProBono
ALBERT LEA, Minn.- A Minnesota farmer's wife has received a valentine possibly only a farmer's wife could appreciate -- a half-mile-wide heart outlined in cow manure.
Bruce Andersland spent hours with a manure spreader hitched to his tractor Wednesday and Thursday creating the heart, the Albert Lea Tribune, Minn., reported. It is in a square-mile field 12 miles outside of Albert Lea that has belonged to his family for 87 years.
Once he finished the job, Andersland hired a pilot to take a picture of the heart from the air, the only place to see it properly.
Beth Andersland, who has been married to Bruce for 37 years, found out what her husband was up to Wednesday night when she found the design of the heart, complete with arrow, on a piece of scrap paper in his jacket pocket. She told the Tribune the valentine is the biggest she has ever received.
"He thinks of cute things to do once in a while, so I was a little surprised," she said.
Beth Andersland raises purebred Simmental cattle so she is familiar with manure. She said snow mixed with the manure made the valentine somewhat lighter -- although it also provided a light background.
An aerial view shows the heart made out of manure by Minnesota farmer Bruce Andersland for his wife.
TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: heart; jpb; love; manure; mushyvalentine; valentine
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To: JoeProBono
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posted on
02/13/2010 6:36:52 AM PST
by
Shady
(The Fairness Doctrine is ANYTHING but fair!!!!)
To: JoeProBono
The arrow is going the wrong way?
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posted on
02/13/2010 6:37:12 AM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
(The best is the enemy of the good!)
To: JoeProBono
Nothing says “Love” like a pile of poop, I guess.
To: JoeProBono
My favorite Valentine to receive was a heart-shaped meatloaf...a work of true love and thoughtfulness. :-)
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posted on
02/13/2010 6:39:57 AM PST
by
Gondring
(Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Picky picky picky it’s the thought that counts.
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posted on
02/13/2010 6:40:19 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: JoeProBono
I suppose that when they meet their maker (many years from now), they’ll be inturd side by side.
To: JoeProBono
Oh he’s really stepped in it now.
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posted on
02/13/2010 6:44:47 AM PST
by
WhatNot
(Obama Economic Plan - Hang on to the pennies, let the dollars fly out the window!)
To: JoeProBono
Awww! Gotta love a mushy valentine!
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posted on
02/13/2010 6:47:12 AM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(Liberals love the poor so much they came up w/ a plan to create millions more of them. - Ann Coulter)
To: JoeProBono
There’s a sh*tload of love in that man’s heart.
To: JoeProBono
Valentine from outer space... "We love you!"... LOL...
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02/13/2010 6:51:30 AM PST
by
Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
To: JoeProBono
Here's one from our parents in outer space... they said it was something about the "birds and the bees" and we are old enough to know about it now... :-)
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02/13/2010 6:53:58 AM PST
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Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
To: JoeProBono
That’s a huge valentine. He was full of it by the time he finished.
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posted on
02/13/2010 6:54:42 AM PST
by
shiva
To: JoeProBono
And here we get some "pi" for Valentine's Day...
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posted on
02/13/2010 6:55:33 AM PST
by
Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
To: JoeProBono
Well, when
Voyager ran into one of the Aliens' Repeater stations... it bounced this message back to earth... ooops!
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02/13/2010 7:06:57 AM PST
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Star Traveler
(Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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posted on
02/13/2010 7:09:58 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
02/13/2010 7:25:53 AM PST
by
mitchbert
(Facts Are Stubborn Things .)
To: traderrob6
He might even get a second use out of it come spring when the seedlings planted under the manure emerge first.
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02/13/2010 7:47:10 AM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: mitchbert
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02/13/2010 10:59:43 AM PST
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JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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