Posted on 02/12/2010 9:56:08 AM PST by AJKauf
He’s a man. He turns into a wolf. He likes to rip people down to juicy, throbbing red cutlets. What more do you require in a movie?
The latest “Wolfman” movie, starring Benicio Del Toro as the four-footed terror of the forest, comes to us amid howls of bad buzz. Mid-February has become the official dumping ground for movies, originally envisioned as summer blockbusters, that didn’t quite pan out — movies like Ghost Rider, The Pink Panther, and He’s Just Not That Into You.
The Wolfman was supposed to come bounding and roaring into theaters back in 2008 but was sent back to the movie veterinarian to nurse its reported wounds.
What wounds? The movie being released in theaters is fast, vicious, scary fun. ...
(Excerpt) Read more at pajamasmedia.com ...
Cheesy
>The latest “Wolfman” movie, starring Benicio Del Toro
‘Che’ spurs debate, Del Toro walkout
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/jan/27/del-toro-walks-away-from-questions-on-che/
Mr. Toro is all for communism apparently. Let the government go see his POS movie. I’ll never see anything with him in it again, unless it’s a 90 minute exposition of his genitals being tortured.
That probably has a special appeal to some folks, all in itself.
It's done. It's over. It's not interesting. It barely ever was. It is a complete and total waste of human effort and it's annoying to people with functioning brains.
Well maybe it is fitting that he plays a nightmare creature.
When psycho wolves chase psycho bunnies, what happens?
At the very least, the wolfman is easily distinguishable as a monster. When the communist, the fascist, the dictator comes to me, the smile he wears is very much like my own. I find that infinitely scarier.
The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on?
Nyaaaaa..... what’s up Doc? (Pulls a hole out of his pocket, lays it on the ground, and pursuer falls through the hole, emerging on the bottom of a cliff)
If you want a see a truly great CLASSIC horror film free online, check out “Black Sunday”...
“Mario Bava’s 1960 directorial debut stands alone as one of the most influential and startling chillers of all time.
http://www.slashcontrol.com/free-movies/black-sunday/4073397914
Not many people know of Wolfman Jack. The quintessential DJ.
I guess we will swing back around to robots at some point.
slow rising growl on The, sharp drop on -ty:
THhheee Migghh-ty ...
Ten Nigghn-ty ...
X E R B
Tuned Wolfman in from Tijuana back in the 60’s.
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