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Half Time Grocery Fun (Vanity)

Posted on 02/07/2010 6:32:01 PM PST by mom4melody

So right before half-time I go the grocery to get stuff for the kids lunches, and I see a man looking at a list with a perplexed look holding a box of maxipads. I know that look, and while I consider asking if he needs assistance, he looks up and sees me looking at him. He looks kind of sheepy and says "um, uh, this isn't for me."

So I stand there trying not to laugh and ponder what to respond (a. I assumed so, b. I don't care, c. only a real man buys that for his woman, or d. you really look like a tampon guy to me) when another guy comes from behind me and says "Ted, what are you doing, she meant dinner napkins"


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: joke

1 posted on 02/07/2010 6:32:01 PM PST by mom4melody
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To: mom4melody

hilarious!


2 posted on 02/07/2010 6:40:05 PM PST by Calm_Cool_and_Elected
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To: mom4melody

True story - when I was a young teen I was at a picnic with a Canadian family and asked for a napkin. This family had 3 girls and a boy, and the girls all looked kind of embarrassed and they were sheepishly looking at each other and saying no, and I’m wondering why this was such a difficult question, when finally the oldest girl said, “why do you want a napkin?” I said just to wipe my mouth with and they were all relieved and said, oh, you mean serviette!


3 posted on 02/07/2010 6:46:22 PM PST by VoiceOfBruck (Was "Hussein" a common American Christian name in Hawaii in 1961? Just askin...)
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To: VoiceOfBruck

I believe it - it used to be so embrassing. Then I had a baby and all modesty disappeared.


4 posted on 02/07/2010 6:53:23 PM PST by mom4melody
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To: mom4melody
Then I had a baby and all modesty disappeared.

When my eldest daughter was in labor for the first time, she was so modest that she wanted only her husband and my wife in the delivery room, and she was very uncomfortable with all the medical staff coming in and out (the attending physician kept bringing in medical students). Eventually, however, as labor dragged on and on, her attitude changed until finally it became, "I don't care who's in here. Just get this kid out of me!"

When I heard that later, I told her, "Great! Next time I'll set up a grandstand and we'll all do the wave with every contraction."

5 posted on 02/07/2010 7:17:16 PM PST by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God is, and (2) God is good?)
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To: mom4melody

I truly never understood why a guy would be embarrassed by buying “feminine” products. What’s the big deal?


6 posted on 02/07/2010 7:17:47 PM PST by raybbr
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To: mom4melody
My oldest sister Marie (I know she's in here) use to send me to the 7-11 for those in the morning, past two SCHOOL BUS STOPS, I got so ragged by the big schoolers. Only did it twice, then she started sending my little brother, I guess.

Now, I ask the (female) pharmacist what the ‘plastic’ thing is about, for my (current) Girlfriend, tell the Men that look at me, you’d do this for the women if you loved her, you unloving married person!

Hey Marie, what is your NIC????? Actually FOND Memories...

7 posted on 02/07/2010 7:39:02 PM PST by corbe (mystified)
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To: mom4melody

What a great idea! I think next time I send my son to the store for some stuff I’ll ask him to pick up a box of ‘masculine napkins’. It ought to be great for a laugh to see what he comes home with!!


8 posted on 02/07/2010 7:40:14 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (Marsha Coakley's been teabagged. Populists Hugo Chavez and Hussein Obama are next.)
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To: mom4melody

True story - right after hubby and I moved in together he was heading to the store and asked if I needed anything. Being that it was “that time”, I asked him to get me a box of tampons.

After he left I wondered if the request would be embarrassing for him so when he got home I asked him.

He said “Oh no, I just danced up to the checkout waving em in the air singing “I got a woman!”.

Did I mention he’s from Texas?!?!? LOL


9 posted on 02/07/2010 7:41:23 PM PST by Brytani (Support Allen West For Congress - www.allenwestforcongress.com)
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To: mom4melody

So, anyway, back when I was in high school and bagging
groceries in a local super market this lady customer
two checkstands down asked the new clerk, “Where is the
Tampax?” I thought the cusomer was asking about thumb
tacks so I smartly blurted out, “Do you want the kind
that you push in with your thumb or tap in with a ham-
mer?”


10 posted on 02/07/2010 7:48:14 PM PST by Sivad (NorCal Red Turf)
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To: mom4melody

That is too funny.


11 posted on 02/07/2010 8:20:10 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Sivad

OMG....that is funny (and really quite a visual)


12 posted on 02/08/2010 3:07:43 AM PST by mom4melody
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To: raybbr
I truly never understood why a guy would be embarrassed by buying “feminine” products. What’s the big deal?

I'm 52 and have been married for over 31 years. I was in attendance at the births of all three of my children.

I would rather die than purchase such things and I thank my wife and all the Higher Powers that I was never asked to do so.

Very little else in life bothers me (except marxism and evil, of course.)

I don't understand it either. Go figure.

13 posted on 02/08/2010 3:17:06 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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To: raybbr

well, we don’t know how they work or if they come in six packs or what... silly


14 posted on 02/08/2010 7:37:44 AM PST by Mr. K (This administration IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY!)
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