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~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd ~~~~

Posted on 02/05/2010 4:21:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen


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White House Infested With Bedbugs After Biden Brings In Recliner Off The Curb

WASHINGTON—The White House suffered a severe bedbug infestation last week after Vice President Joe Biden reportedly "scored" a discarded recliner chair that "someone was just throwing out" on the corner of Windom Road and 32nd Street. "It's plenty comfy, and I'll tell ya, they don't make 'em with levers like this anymore," said Biden, scratching at a series of red welts on his arms as he pointed out the pocket on the side that could hold both a remote control and a Coors tallboy. "It reclines all the way back. All the way. And you wanna know what else? It holds two people, if you know what I mean." Meanwhile, Senegal officials reported that their nation has been plagued by an outbreak of bedbugs since its president returned from a short stay in the Lincoln Bedroom.



Obama To Wait For Next Bruce Springsteen Album For Word On Economy

WASHINGTON—Faced with the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, the White House announced Tuesday that a cautious President Obama is awaiting the release of the next Bruce Springsteen album before moving forward with additional economic stimulus initiatives. "If Mr. Springsteen puts out an E-Street Band project with one rave-up and several tracks containing an overarching theme of redemption, the president will certainly take that as a strong indicator of economic recovery," said press secretary Robert Gibbs, adding that an album cover featuring an American flag would be "extremely promising." "However, if he records a stark, haunting, Nebraska-esque exploration of blue-collar life, then it is time to lower interest rates and take immediate steps toward drastically reevaluating our current strategy." The president has reportedly eschewed the supplementary Mellencamp Little Pink Housing Index used during the Reagan administration, as economists now widely believe it conveys a derivative, shallow view of the American fiscal landscape.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: laffs; obamajokes; obamalaise; ofst; silliness
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To: Nateman

THOSE eyes.

81 posted on 02/05/2010 12:04:31 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning" Obama 2/4/2010)
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To: Darksheare
squirrelcatlooter
82 posted on 02/05/2010 12:05:08 PM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: a fool in paradise
ceilinggoldcatstupidogoldenrage
83 posted on 02/05/2010 12:09:24 PM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Nateman

Go for the gold!

84 posted on 02/05/2010 12:14:25 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning" Obama 2/4/2010)
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To: Nateman

85 posted on 02/05/2010 12:15:37 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning" Obama 2/4/2010)
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To: Darksheare
canyoncat
86 posted on 02/05/2010 12:16:23 PM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: a fool in paradise
sorospuppet
87 posted on 02/05/2010 12:17:41 PM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: a fool in paradise
nosepicker

Thems gold in them there prompters!

88 posted on 02/05/2010 12:19:40 PM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Darksheare



YOU CAN'T DAUNT ME.




89 posted on 02/05/2010 12:21:12 PM PST by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Nateman

90 posted on 02/05/2010 12:22:17 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning" Obama 2/4/2010)
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To: Lady Jag

91 posted on 02/05/2010 12:32:25 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning" Obama 2/4/2010)
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To: Lucky9teen
A friend will be there to give you a ride when you need one.

A good friend will be there to bail you out of jail.

A great friend will be sitting beside you saying, "Wow! That was one hell of a fun night!"

92 posted on 02/05/2010 12:36:07 PM PST by nite97m
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To: a fool in paradise
Shocked_CatBlkShorthairnoblecat
93 posted on 02/05/2010 12:39:23 PM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: a fool in paradise
sillycat
94 posted on 02/05/2010 12:42:43 PM PST by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Nateman

Love it!


95 posted on 02/05/2010 12:55:18 PM PST by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Nateman

96 posted on 02/05/2010 12:56:19 PM PST by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: a fool in paradise

97 posted on 02/05/2010 1:01:36 PM PST by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Lady Jag

(some of these are shamelessly stolen from unrelated threads I saw today)

98 posted on 02/05/2010 1:10:56 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning" Obama 2/4/2010)
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To: Lady Jag

98


99 posted on 02/05/2010 1:11:02 PM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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100


100 posted on 02/05/2010 1:11:21 PM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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