"I'm laughing so hard it hurts!"
Posted on 01/26/2010 12:32:13 PM PST by JoeProBono
PIEDMONT, Calif., A California woman named a "person of interest" after her mother's mummified corpse was discovered is running for her local city council.
Nancy "Sunny" Bostrom, who was investigated by police in February after Patricia Bostrom's corpse was found mummified in her Piedmont home, announced she is running for the Piedmont City Council in this year's election, the San Francisco Chronicle reported Monday.
Police said Patricia Bostrom, whose neighbors hadn't heard from her in six years, appeared to have been dead for several years when she was discovered in a chair in her unlocked house. They said an autopsy concluded she had died of natural causes but the body appeared to have been moved.
"We could never prove Nancy did it because she denied her mother was even dead to begin with," police Capt. John Hunt said.
Bostrom, who had been seen picking up mail and gardening at her mother's home for years, said she saw her mother alive only six weeks before her body was discovered and she thought the woman had gone traveling.
"It sounds very disturbing, naturally," Bostrom said of the story. However, she said the implication she did anything wrong "just isn't true."
"I'm laughing so hard it hurts!"
So is this the picture of the mummy or her mommy? She’s been picking up the mail for years? Well how come, if she didn’t know that mommy was a mummy? And the police couldn’t make a case because the woman said her mother was alive??!! What the hell does THAT mean? Only in Kalifornia!
(What? This isn't a naughty teacher thread? Oops. Nevermind.)
Nominate the mummy today!
The daughter or the mummy ?
The mummy!
Bleh, no way. The dead are all Democrats.
I think I see the dried bondo ... and it is obvious from listening to that particular deadhead that botox does go to the brain after too much use.
Well, CA is where that eminent clown Wavy Gravy ran his “Nobody for President” campaign — as in: “Who’s in Washington right now working to make the world a safer place? Nobody!”; “Nobody’s Perfect”; “Nobody Keeps All Promises”; “Nobody Should Have That Much Power”; etc.
I dunno, they both look like frozen corpsicles.
Stephan King just got an idea for a new book:”Voter Cemetary!”
You too can be elected by the dead!
I thought it said that her “mom” was mummified. Like mother like daughter I guess.
I don’t see how she qualified to run in that district since she’s obviously from Endor.
Carbon fiber reinforced. It’s so much stronger than fiberglass.
I'm not sure what does it but I sure am impressed with how much intense pressure it can withstand! ;0)
Dehydrate early. Avoid the rush.
Martha = Colts
Ah, sports reference. I love those. I know as much about sports as the Kennedy family knows about chastity and sobriety.
Impervious to facts, logic and public opinion. We have found the perfect politician, dead to this world, but scientifically enhanced to never leave it.
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