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If There were A Husband Store For Women (Humor)
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Posted on 01/17/2010 8:15:05 PM PST by Tom Hawks

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened recently in New York City. A woman may go there to choose a husband. At the entrance to the store is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors, and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you may not go back down except to exit the building!

One day a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband for herself. At the first floor a sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward.  The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking, and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor.  There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: genderwars; men; pleasing; vanity; women
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To: Tom Hawks
Yet another reason to remain single, celibate, and sane.

/johnny

21 posted on 01/17/2010 8:37:45 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: mamelukesabre

Did you see “Leatherheads”? There’s a great scene in there where Renée Zellweger accuses this guy of looking at her bosom’s ....


22 posted on 01/17/2010 8:39:48 PM PST by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice)
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To: Tom Hawks

LOL!!!!!!!!!!


23 posted on 01/17/2010 8:39:51 PM PST by rabidralph ("Precedenting" is a lot tougher than community organizing.)
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To: SkyDancer

What an amateur! I’m an expert. I never get caught. Unless I want to.


24 posted on 01/17/2010 8:42:13 PM PST by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: SkyDancer

No, it’s the interplay between her and the guy ... she accuses him of looking at her bosoms and he says he wasn’t then she says ... (you have to watch it) ....


25 posted on 01/17/2010 8:44:39 PM PST by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice)
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To: BreezyDog

I just did the same thing. Dittos on the abuse thing, too.


26 posted on 01/17/2010 8:45:49 PM PST by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: potlatch

A boob on floor 3 has more fun than a nag on floor 6


27 posted on 01/17/2010 8:48:41 PM PST by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: potlatch; pandoraou812
AND, that shows what BIG BOOBS men can be, lol!

We all know that BIG BOOBS rule the world. ;^)

28 posted on 01/17/2010 8:51:14 PM PST by TigersEye (It's the Marxism, stupid!)
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To: SkyDancer

Spiders and heavy furniture.


29 posted on 01/17/2010 8:57:16 PM PST by metalurgist (Want your country back? It'll take guns and rope. Marxists won't go without a fight.)
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To: metalurgist

Not afraid of spiders, the little fuzzy ones are cute, cat likes to chase them - as for heavy furniture, what I have looks ok where it is ....


30 posted on 01/17/2010 8:59:44 PM PST by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice)
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To: All

I would have stopped at Floor 2 and been happy with my purchase


31 posted on 01/17/2010 9:04:01 PM PST by wheninthecourse
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To: SkyDancer
Not afraid of spiders, the little fuzzy ones are cute, cat likes to chase them - as for heavy furniture, what I have looks ok where it is ....

I call double bull. Also,it figures you would have a cat.

32 posted on 01/17/2010 9:05:14 PM PST by metalurgist (Want your country back? It'll take guns and rope. Marxists won't go without a fight.)
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To: TigersEye

WEFG!


33 posted on 01/17/2010 9:09:56 PM PST by pandoraou812 (time to dump tar & feathers on DC!)
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To: metalurgist
I call double bull ...

Whatever ....

34 posted on 01/17/2010 9:11:16 PM PST by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice)
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To: pandoraou812

I meant the elected and appointed kind. Mostly. lol


35 posted on 01/17/2010 9:12:07 PM PST by TigersEye (It's the Marxism, stupid!)
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To: ryan71; boxerblues; Hammy; Petruchio; Phinanceguy; DollyCali; Yorlik803; ...

36 posted on 01/17/2010 9:12:59 PM PST by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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To: metalurgist

Spiders???


37 posted on 01/17/2010 9:15:05 PM PST by ktscarlett66 (Face it girls....I'm older and I have more insurance....)
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To: TigersEye

Hmmm oookk lol.


38 posted on 01/17/2010 9:17:33 PM PST by pandoraou812 (time to dump tar & feathers on DC!)
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To: RandallFlagg

Oriental shorthairs — I had a pair like this, the same colors.


39 posted on 01/17/2010 9:18:58 PM PST by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: TexasNative2000

*ouch*


40 posted on 01/17/2010 9:19:41 PM PST by null and void (We are now in day 361 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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