Posted on 01/17/2010 8:15:05 PM PST by Tom Hawks
A store that sells new husbands has opened recently in New York City. A woman may go there to choose a husband. At the entrance to the store is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors, and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you may not go back down except to exit the building!
One day a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband for herself. At the first floor a sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking, and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
/johnny
Did you see “Leatherheads”? There’s a great scene in there where Renée Zellweger accuses this guy of looking at her bosom’s ....
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
What an amateur! I’m an expert. I never get caught. Unless I want to.
No, it’s the interplay between her and the guy ... she accuses him of looking at her bosoms and he says he wasn’t then she says ... (you have to watch it) ....
I just did the same thing. Dittos on the abuse thing, too.
A boob on floor 3 has more fun than a nag on floor 6
We all know that BIG BOOBS rule the world. ;^)
Spiders and heavy furniture.
Not afraid of spiders, the little fuzzy ones are cute, cat likes to chase them - as for heavy furniture, what I have looks ok where it is ....
I would have stopped at Floor 2 and been happy with my purchase
I call double bull. Also,it figures you would have a cat.
WEFG!
Whatever ....
I meant the elected and appointed kind. Mostly. lol
Spiders???
Hmmm oookk lol.
Oriental shorthairs — I had a pair like this, the same colors.
*ouch*
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