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If There were A Husband Store For Women (Humor)
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Posted on 01/17/2010 8:15:05 PM PST by Tom Hawks

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Just though everyone one needed a good laugh
1 posted on 01/17/2010 8:15:06 PM PST by Tom Hawks
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To: Tom Hawks

Its funny and so true.


2 posted on 01/17/2010 8:18:36 PM PST by packrat35 (Democrat Healthcare is a 9-11 Attack on the Constitution)
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To: Tom Hawks

What would the woman store be like?

floor one: these women have boobs

floor two: these women have big boobs

floor three: these women have bigger boobs

floor four: No one knows whats on this floor since no man has made it this far


3 posted on 01/17/2010 8:20:46 PM PST by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: Tom Hawks
Sorry i am a mean SOb tonight.
4 posted on 01/17/2010 8:23:01 PM PST by GSP.FAN (These are the times that try men's souls.)
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To: Tom Hawks

I got my husband on Floor 5. :-)


5 posted on 01/17/2010 8:26:21 PM PST by Tuscaloosa Goldfinch ( T.G., global warming denier.)
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To: Tom Hawks

I know some guys who have been looking for The Wife store. They haven’t found it yet because they won’t stop and ask for directions....


6 posted on 01/17/2010 8:28:20 PM PST by TexasNative2000 (There's a reason the oath talks about defending the country from enemies both "foreign AND domestic")
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To: mamelukesabre

Pretty good! You nailed it.


7 posted on 01/17/2010 8:28:50 PM PST by ottbmare (I could agree wth you, but then we'd both be wrong.)
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To: Tom Hawks

What a hoot!


8 posted on 01/17/2010 8:29:02 PM PST by umgud (I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
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To: mamelukesabre
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9 posted on 01/17/2010 8:30:26 PM PST by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice)
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To: TexasNative2000

Bada BING! :)


10 posted on 01/17/2010 8:30:26 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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To: Tom Hawks

I just forwarded this to my wife. Fitting for a day of me taking her abuse...


11 posted on 01/17/2010 8:30:39 PM PST by BreezyDog
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To: Tom Hawks; scripter

i would have kept going because one very important attribute is missing... high intelligence... my husband is from the fifth floor with the added intelligence... ;-)


12 posted on 01/17/2010 8:30:43 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: Tom Hawks

Little rat turd :p

Thanks for the giggles...


13 posted on 01/17/2010 8:32:11 PM PST by Irenic
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To: SkyDancer

Someone’s gotta tell ya how much they like your boobs.


14 posted on 01/17/2010 8:33:47 PM PST by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: Tom Hawks

lol. Thought the sign would say, “..and gay.”


15 posted on 01/17/2010 8:33:50 PM PST by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: mamelukesabre

[floor four: No one knows whats on this floor since no man has made it this far]

AND, that shows what BIG BOOBS men can be, lol!


16 posted on 01/17/2010 8:33:54 PM PST by potlatch (- What a co-inky-dink-)
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To: Tom Hawks

Now days the 6th floor is full of Queens from SF.


17 posted on 01/17/2010 8:34:16 PM PST by MaxMax (Lets get a sense)
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To: Tom Hawks
I am gay. A former lover of Bawney Fwanks. I went into the store and put my lips to work on a man on each floor. Except for the last floor. I was really pished not to be able to have another go on floor 6, but then a short little woman came up and dragged me over to her house for me coaching her on what she had seen me do on Floor 5.Her name was Croakley, some dame from Massachusetts. Kept mumbling things about the magic negro,whoever that is, getting ready for him or something like that.Did my best, wasn't much to work with.

( sarc.)

18 posted on 01/17/2010 8:34:56 PM PST by Candor7 ((The effective weapons against Fascism are ridicule, derision , truth (.Member RA))
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To: TexasNative2000
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19 posted on 01/17/2010 8:36:41 PM PST by SkyDancer (I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice)
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To: MaxMax

LOL


20 posted on 01/17/2010 8:37:17 PM PST by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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