Just though everyone one needed a good laugh
1 posted on
01/17/2010 8:15:06 PM PST by
Tom Hawks
To: Tom Hawks
2 posted on
01/17/2010 8:18:36 PM PST by
packrat35
(Democrat Healthcare is a 9-11 Attack on the Constitution)
To: Tom Hawks
What would the woman store be like?
floor one: these women have boobs
floor two: these women have big boobs
floor three: these women have bigger boobs
floor four: No one knows whats on this floor since no man has made it this far
3 posted on
01/17/2010 8:20:46 PM PST by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: Tom Hawks
Sorry i am a mean SOb tonight.
4 posted on
01/17/2010 8:23:01 PM PST by
GSP.FAN
(These are the times that try men's souls.)
To: Tom Hawks
I got my husband on Floor 5. :-)
To: Tom Hawks
I know some guys who have been looking for The Wife store. They haven’t found it yet because they won’t stop and ask for directions....
6 posted on
01/17/2010 8:28:20 PM PST by
TexasNative2000
(There's a reason the oath talks about defending the country from enemies both "foreign AND domestic")
To: Tom Hawks
8 posted on
01/17/2010 8:29:02 PM PST by
umgud
(I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
To: Tom Hawks
I just forwarded this to my wife. Fitting for a day of me taking her abuse...
To: Tom Hawks; scripter
i would have kept going because one very important attribute is missing... high intelligence... my husband is from the fifth floor with the added intelligence... ;-)
12 posted on
01/17/2010 8:30:43 PM PST by
latina4dubya
( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
To: Tom Hawks
Little rat turd :p
Thanks for the giggles...
13 posted on
01/17/2010 8:32:11 PM PST by
Irenic
To: Tom Hawks
lol. Thought the sign would say, “..and gay.”
15 posted on
01/17/2010 8:33:50 PM PST by
CodeToad
(If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable!)
To: Tom Hawks
Now days the 6th floor is full of Queens from SF.
17 posted on
01/17/2010 8:34:16 PM PST by
MaxMax
(Lets get a sense)
To: Tom Hawks
I am gay. A former lover of Bawney Fwanks. I went into the store and put my lips to work on a man on each floor. Except for the last floor. I was really pished not to be able to have another go on floor 6, but then a short little woman came up and dragged me over to her house for me coaching her on what she had seen me do on Floor 5.Her name was Croakley, some dame from Massachusetts. Kept mumbling things about the magic negro,whoever that is, getting ready for him or something like that.Did my best, wasn't much to work with.
( sarc.)
18 posted on
01/17/2010 8:34:56 PM PST by
Candor7
((The effective weapons against Fascism are ridicule, derision , truth (.Member RA))
To: Tom Hawks
Yet another reason to remain single, celibate, and sane.
/johnny
To: Tom Hawks
23 posted on
01/17/2010 8:39:51 PM PST by
rabidralph
("Precedenting" is a lot tougher than community organizing.)
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36 posted on
01/17/2010 9:12:59 PM PST by
RandallFlagg
(30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
To: Tom Hawks
43 posted on
01/17/2010 9:42:06 PM PST by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: Tom Hawks
To: Tom Hawks
Floor 7:
Over the years you’ve taken home a couple of samples from various floors and have tried them out and have now returned to take the express elevator directly to Floor 7.
Floor 7 offers: Peace and quiet, no remote controls, no beer, no one asking (starting at 7 AM) “What’s for dinner tonight?”, no ESPN, no laundry, no car dealerships, no camping gear, no fishing gear...
47 posted on
01/17/2010 9:59:25 PM PST by
Happyinmygarden
(Yes, actually, I have pretty much seen and heard it all before...)
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