Posted on 01/14/2010 6:59:23 AM PST by JoeProBono
HORIZON CITY, Texas, Jan. 13 (UPI) -- Two Texas men said they have a prime suspect in the slayings of 30 chickens on their property, El Chupacabras.
Cesar Garcia of Horizon City, Texas, said he found 20 chickens dead and drained of their blood Saturday morning and his brother-in-law, Juan Miranda, found 10 chickens killed the same way in a different coop Sunday morning, the El Paso (Texas) Times reported Wednesday.
"I saw the chickens were dead, but there was no blood around the sheet metal," Garcia said. "All of them were just dead in one big pile. But, really, I don't know what it was because there was no blood."
Garcia and Miranda said they researched the twin puncture wounds on each of the chickens and tracks found near the coop and linked them to the mythical creature.
However, Tony Zavaleta, a professor of anthropology at the University of Texas-Brownsville, said El Chupacabras, which translates to "the goat sucker," is strictly legend.
"The Chupacabra is a mythical creature," Zavaleta said. "I reserve the right to say that until someone produces one."
Bare necessities include a good scatter-gun, a good handgun, and a good rifle just in case. My recommendations: Mossberg pump action 12-ga with short barrel and pistol grip; S&W .357 revolver; Winchester Model 1894 .30-30 and you should be prepared for any contingency.
The perpetrator in this case must be El Chupapollo.
Chew pecan bread.
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Any Chupacabra incidents in Puerto Rico lately?
No, but I had a chalupa incident at Taco Bell.
Ah, El Chupacabra. The 90’s version of El Vampiro de Moca (70’s?). A direct relative of El Cuco.
No we haven’t.
Where there any cucarachas in the chalupa?
Screw the El Chupracabra. We need to be saved from the El Obamacabra.
Far more lethal.
I hope the bastards didn’t screw up the cole slaw.
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