[reaganaut]

I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school

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Go back to school and learn to spell, n00b.

[Allegra]

I think a noble zotting is almost as good as a “noble peace prize.”

[50cal Smokepole]

Your’re still alive? Sheesh.
Oh well.....
IBTZ!

[Swordmaker]

Several years ago I stopped into a local Longs Drug store to pick up a prescription. As I walked into the store, I noticed a couple of Vietnamese women—perhaps Momma and daughter—using the 10¢-a-copy machine in the front of the store. They had a stack of about 200 copies on the out tray and a cup of dimes along with several more rolls of coins. They were giggling and chattering away as they were working. As I passed them, the copy that came out of the machine slipped off the stack onto the floor. Being the fine gentleman that I am, I stopped down and picked it up, and gave it back to them. As I did, I glanced at it.

What they were reproducing on each page, in front of God, Long's employees, and anyone passing by, were three $20 bills!!

They were currently doing the back side, having already done the front, and had done a not too bad a job of registering the back to fit the front for cutting the bills out later.

The older of the two smiled and thanked me in broken English, and put the one I had picked up back on the stack, and went back to giggling and chattering with the younger.

I could just imaging what they were chattering about. "Ain't America wonderful! You can print your own money! And It only cost 20¢ for $60 worth. Yipee!"

As I walked away, I was pulling out my cell phone and calling the police. While I was getting my prescription, there was a very sudden big commotion going on at the front of the store with lots of yelling and gibberish, shouting, and what not going on... It was all very exciting. I had to wait for about 45 minutes to be able to get my car out of the parking space because of all the police cars blocking the parking lot. I wonder why.

[rdl6989]

Zot ala Baker Test!

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Stupidity is a communicable disease.

So get out of here and spend more time amongst your friends, they can certainly benefit from your infectious insights...

[Clinging Bitterly]

[fini]

Great idea! Can you please print up 13 trillion and send to the govt. That way the deficit will disappear. You’ll be a hero! If you do that, I’ll print up some money and purchase a statue of you and buy some land in DC to put it on. Our children will learn about you in our history books.

[bcsco]

Here's a URL where you may find considerable acceptance of your idea: DU. The seem to fall for all sorts of crazy schemes, in fact, they're kown for deceiving one another. This should really excite them.

Have a great time, and enjoy your short, very short, time on FR. Don't bother to send cards once you're gone, we'll have forgotten you.

[death2tyrants]

I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home

You could buy alot of homes with that kind of money.

[SunkenCiv]

IBTZ.

[Thunder90]

Hmmm?

ZOT!

[Thunder90]

These guys want to have a word with you....

[Salem]

It's just a suicide by ZOT. Haven't seen one of those in a while!

[Mr. Silverback]

India

Bravo

Tango

Zulu

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

A recent graduate from the new “Outcome Based Education” I see?

[Chesterbelloc]

I think you may have a legal problem.

The Democrats trademarked this idea many many years ago.

[chris_bdba]

By now the secret service is probably finding out exacty where you live and your confession to all the world to help plot your conviction. You might want to study law while you are locked away so in 30 years when you are out you’ll have a career to work with.

[OB1kNOb]

WOOHOO! My first IBTZ for 2010!

[Fresh Wind]

Why don’t you call the White House? I hear they’re looking for someone to create a nice looking birth certificate for Baraq Sheik Obama!