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Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!
ME of course!
| k Moriens
Posted on 01/12/2010 12:23:04 PM PST by kylemoriens
Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!
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To: NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face
You could burn your fingers ... and I think the risk of losing an extremity altogether is being understated by some parties to this discussion.
In other news, the computer in the sunroom is giving off a very unpleasant, “made a bad mistake with the hair curler” smell. DP is mumbling nerdly natter, and I expect the price will approach four figures. I had nothing to do with it.
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posted on
02/05/2010 6:46:02 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Dead Corpse
Of course you’re right, I don’t know what we were thinking. Who has forks in this day and age?
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posted on
02/05/2010 6:47:01 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Dead Corpse
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:02:26 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Tax-chick
Chop sticks, sporks, and the occasional halberd. What else do you need?
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:03:04 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: NicknamedBob
Hot cheese burns are no fun.
Having melted plastic drip on you is worse, but only a bit.
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:07:45 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Dead Corpse
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:08:30 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear
With the occasional halberd, one can make chopsticks for all occasions.
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:09:40 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I was thinking “large caliber pistol” just seconds after posting that last.
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:14:42 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: NicknamedBob
As long as you don’t forget which hand is holding the halberd...
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:16:25 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Tax-chick
Never let the magic smoke out of an electronic device.
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:17:24 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Dead Corpse
I did a redesign of my dream house to include a cupola.
And then I mounted this up there.
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:18:47 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
That one always makes me smile.
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:20:54 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Dead Corpse
Ditto.
That probably should worry people. :)
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:21:41 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:23:34 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Doesn’t worry me a bit. You cover the South side, I’ve got the North...
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:27:23 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Dead Corpse
We turned the front lawn into a flower/herb/fruit garden.
One side has the raspberries and blackberry bushes, the other side has the rose bed. We don't have much trouble with people cutting across the lawn
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:29:19 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
In Texas, we were tempted to put Prickly Pear outside our windows. Decided against it as we’d need to egress in a hurry in case of fire.
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:34:45 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III, Oathkeeper)
To: Dead Corpse; Harmless Teddy Bear
"Doesnt worry me a bit. You cover the South side, Ive got the North..." On the old Steve Allen show, they were giving away a cannon. The winning entry was:
"I'd like to win the cannon because I want to be the first one on my block ...
... to be the last one on my block."
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posted on
02/05/2010 7:50:17 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If we did not believe we could not die, we would never do the things that make us immortal.)
To: Dead Corpse
Never let the magic smoke out of an electronic device.Now you tell us. I could let Pat try to fix it, I suppose ...
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posted on
02/06/2010 4:07:20 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
To: Tax-chick
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posted on
02/06/2010 4:09:57 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Contrary to what politicians expect us to do, let's stop and think. " ~Thomas Sowell, of course)
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