To: Daffynition
Rumor has it that the Loch Ness monster was created by Algore to prove the existance of Gorbal warming.
2 posted on
01/07/2010 3:07:13 PM PST by
exnavy
(God save the republic)
To: Daffynition
HA! ROFL!
3 posted on
01/07/2010 3:07:26 PM PST by
paulycy
(AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
To: Daffynition
Is that an Underwater VK popping up?
4 posted on
01/07/2010 3:10:22 PM PST by
jessduntno
("Speak endlessly and carry a small stick..." - B. Hussein Obama)
To: Daffynition
The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
To: Daffynition
To: Daffynition
Many miles away
Something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch
14 posted on
01/07/2010 3:26:55 PM PST by
SHOOT THE MOON bat
("Aggressive fighting for the right is the noblest sport the world affords" Teddy Roosevelt)
To: Daffynition
Fear not! We have placed lookouts "On the Banks", (Rutgers school song!)
This is definitely a Coopie!
15 posted on
01/07/2010 3:26:59 PM PST by
Young Werther
( ("Quae Cum Ita Sunt - Julius Caesar "Since these things are so!"))
To: Daffynition
Fear not! We have placed lookouts "On the Banks", (Rutgers school song!)
This is definitely a Coopie!
16 posted on
01/07/2010 3:27:04 PM PST by
Young Werther
( ("Quae Cum Ita Sunt - Julius Caesar "Since these things are so!"))
To: Daffynition
25 posted on
01/07/2010 4:08:43 PM PST by
paulycy
(AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
To: Daffynition; StayAt HomeMother; Ernest_at_the_Beach; 1ofmanyfree; 21twelve; 24Karet; ...
35 posted on
01/07/2010 6:12:56 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(Happy New Year! Freedom is Priceless.)
To: Daffynition
Look Cecil. They say you died!
38 posted on
01/08/2010 5:05:51 AM PST by
Condor51
(The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits (A. Einstein)
To: Daffynition
It probaby got fed up with all the publicity and went into seclusion........that happens.
40 posted on
01/08/2010 5:08:15 AM PST by
Hot Tabasco
(I want a hoochie-mama for Christmas, only a hoochie-mama will do............)
To: Daffynition
Great thread! Perfect for a Friday surf!
To: Daffynition; JoeProBono
The monster isn't the only thing hard to find:
Google
44 posted on
03/24/2010 5:24:10 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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