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DO YOU MAKE GOD LAUGH?
Allvoices ^ | Jan 1 | J. Grant Swank, Jr.

Posted on 01/01/2010 8:28:32 AM PST by freedomyes

A friend said to me the other day: “If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.”

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KEYWORDS: faith; god; grantswank; hope; jgrantswank; prayer
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To: martin_fierro
DO YOU MAKE GOD LAUGH?

No, but I make Allah c*** himself.

21 posted on 01/01/2010 9:28:54 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: darkwing104
How do you know that he hasn't?

I'm operating with the assumption that He wants me to work for a living, since He in His infinite wisdom has not seen fit to have me win the lottery, find drug money, or inherit wealth. If He actually wants me and my boy to be homeless and live on a steam grate, okay, but I'm hoping that's not His will.

(Backstory: divorced mom, about to lose my job, no surviving relatives to help out, looking for any kind of work for months in an area that is among those least affected by the recession/depression.)

22 posted on 01/01/2010 9:40:38 AM PST by ottbmare (I could agree wth you, but then we'd both be wrong.)
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To: ottbmare
All of us have bad times. How we deal with them define our character. If I could solve your problems right now I would. I am going through a medical issue right now and have faith that it will be resolved in 2010. I will pray for you.

Reminds me of footprints.


23 posted on 01/01/2010 9:54:23 AM PST by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: freedomyes
laugh??? i prolly made him bust a gut...
24 posted on 01/01/2010 10:03:18 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: darkwing104

Thank you. I’ll pray for you, your doctors, and your medical issues.


25 posted on 01/01/2010 10:05:58 AM PST by ottbmare (I could agree wth you, but then we'd both be wrong.)
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To: ottbmare
please have look at this jobs thread FReeper Job Thread
26 posted on 01/01/2010 10:16:53 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Chode

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27 posted on 01/01/2010 10:24:41 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: going hot

Actually, as a parent, I think back at the hilarious things done by my son, and still enjoy them. I have known at times when I do things that make Him laugh, and cry.


28 posted on 01/01/2010 10:39:11 AM PST by huldah1776
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To: Sacajaweau
"But I had that feeling....like someone was watching me and laughing."

LOLOL! Awesome!

29 posted on 01/01/2010 10:39:41 AM PST by redhead (Roger Simon says Obama is a high speed factory manufacturing conservatives.)
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To: ottbmare

Mother Angelica once said something about us wanting to serve God -— in an advisory job.


30 posted on 01/01/2010 11:58:08 AM PST by eccentric (a.k.a. baldwidow)
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To: rbosque
His will trumps mine

True, and remember, it's okay to get mad at God, he can take it.

31 posted on 01/01/2010 11:59:21 AM PST by MosesKnows (Love many, Trust few, and always paddle your own canoe)
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To: MosesKnows

He’s put up with me so far! ;-)


32 posted on 01/01/2010 2:06:50 PM PST by rbosque (11 year Freeper! The real reason the left wants to disarm us is becoming clearer.)
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To: freedomyes

I was thinking about leaving my place of employment and there not being a revival because of my lack of prayer for the place. Then I thought about Jonah having to go to Ninevah and telling the pagans there they needed to repent because God was going to send judgment upon them but not wanting them to and hoping God would do so. So then I thought about how I have decided to pray for justice upon our nation instead of Mercy! Kind of like a reverse psychology prayer to God. :) If He thinks I’m like Jonah, He might just get this nation to repent and turn back to their first love.

I just laughed and thought of God laughing with me and your thread.


33 posted on 01/04/2010 2:41:24 PM PST by huldah1776
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To: freedomyes
"DO YOU MAKE GOD LAUGH?"

Yep, every year in the spring when I renew my Cleveland Browns Season tickets...

34 posted on 01/04/2010 2:46:19 PM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the next one...)
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