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DO YOU MAKE GOD LAUGH?
Allvoices ^ | Jan 1 | J. Grant Swank, Jr.

Posted on 01/01/2010 8:28:32 AM PST by freedomyes

A friend said to me the other day: “If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.”

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1 posted on 01/01/2010 8:28:35 AM PST by freedomyes
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To: freedomyes

That’s true. No matter what I want to do, His will trumps mine.


2 posted on 01/01/2010 8:35:57 AM PST by rbosque (11 year Freeper! The real reason the left wants to disarm us is becoming clearer.)
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To: freedomyes; Charles Henrickson; dead; mikrofon; Slings and Arrows; Tijeras_Slim; ...
DO YOU MAKE GOD LAUGH?

No, but I get this a lot.

3 posted on 01/01/2010 8:37:13 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: freedomyes

That is true. And quite Scriptual. See Psalms.


4 posted on 01/01/2010 8:44:55 AM PST by left that other site (Your Mi'KMaq Paddy Whacky Bass Playing Biker Buddy)
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To: freedomyes

I would be honored to have God laugh at me. I sincerely hope that He got His share of belly laughs and knee slappers at my expense, with more to come. :)


5 posted on 01/01/2010 8:45:12 AM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: pnh102

It is hard to tell a joke when the audience knows the punch line a thousand years before you are born.


6 posted on 01/01/2010 8:47:05 AM PST by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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To: freedomyes

Any life run on self will is destined to never be one of fufillment IMHO.


7 posted on 01/01/2010 8:49:20 AM PST by goseminoles
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To: rbosque

I make suggestions or requests to God for stuff I’d like to do, or hope to do, or see as things I might do for a living, especially since His word does say we are supposed to work for our bread. So far I have heard no response; He hasn’t pointed me in the direction He wants my life to go. This is okay—I can wait on His perfect will to be revealed—but regrettably Chase Mortgage Group and Potomac Electric and Giant Food and Washington Gas are not interested in God’s will; they’re interested in getting money. I am pointing this out to Him.


8 posted on 01/01/2010 8:49:25 AM PST by ottbmare (I could agree wth you, but then we'd both be wrong.)
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To: freedomyes
If you have ever supervised or manged people you know that God has a terrific sense of humor. I truly believe that he laughs at us and with us. Our emotions are of his creation.


9 posted on 01/01/2010 8:51:29 AM PST by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: going hot
It is hard to tell a joke when the audience knows the punch line a thousand years before you are born.

True indeed. It also doesn't help that technically He ultimately inspired the jokes to begin with.

10 posted on 01/01/2010 8:51:47 AM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: freedomyes
A friend said to me the other day: “If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.”

That's a line from a song. Google shows it as coming from Van Zant, but I remember it from a Montgomery Gentry song too.

11 posted on 01/01/2010 8:52:03 AM PST by ThunderSleeps (obama out now! I'll keep my money, my guns, and my freedom - you can keep the change.)
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To: ottbmare
He hasn’t pointed me in the direction He wants my life to go.

How do you know that he hasn't?


12 posted on 01/01/2010 8:54:10 AM PST by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: freedomyes
Do you make God laugh?

Yes.

The only thing in doubt is whether it's "with" or "at".

13 posted on 01/01/2010 8:59:40 AM PST by AZ .44 MAG (I'm Jim Thompson and I say our government is a joke and its current makeup is the punch line.)
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To: ottbmare

Been there. But for me things get clearer as time marches on.


14 posted on 01/01/2010 8:59:52 AM PST by rbosque (11 year Freeper! The real reason the left wants to disarm us is becoming clearer.)
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To: ottbmare

Been there. But for me things get clearer as time marches on.


15 posted on 01/01/2010 8:59:58 AM PST by rbosque (11 year Freeper! The real reason the left wants to disarm us is becoming clearer.)
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To: martin_fierro; freedomyes; Charles Henrickson
Actually, Jesus Loves Your humor-


16 posted on 01/01/2010 9:02:38 AM PST by mikrofon (Happy New Year!)
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To: freedomyes

Yes.


17 posted on 01/01/2010 9:06:31 AM PST by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: going hot

It helps not to say, “Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.”


18 posted on 01/01/2010 9:07:05 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: freedomyes
See Job, Chapter 37

(Hint: THE Author of Global Warming and Global Cooling and Climate Control speaks :)

19 posted on 01/01/2010 9:23:45 AM PST by Pegita ('Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus, just to take Him at His word ...)
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To: freedomyes
I wanted to do everything my brother did. I could fish, deliver newspapers, climb buildings, play baseball with the best of them....but couldn't be an altar boy.

But I had a plan!!

I went to our little church and walked down the aisle. I genuflected respectfully...took a deep breath and climbed over the rail.

I knelt down and lifted the bells and on my own "mea culpa" cue...rang the bells 3 times.

Back over the railing, genuflected and a quick splash of holy water and I was back on the street.

But I had that feeling....like someone was watching me and laughing.

20 posted on 01/01/2010 9:26:08 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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