several times!
Dave B. has always been one of my favorites. His sense of humor is off the wall.
Long read but worth the trip. Classic Barry!
Happy New Year
It would be hilarious if it were not so true. My heart is breaking for America.
A strong protest was issued by North Oregon.
That was a great article!
Years ago Dave wrote a book called “Big Trouble”. It was hilarious. They made a movie of it but had to delay its release because of 9/11/01.
In the book and movie was a scene of Muslim terrorists detonating a suitcase nuclear device in an airplane.
Neither the book nor the movie were funny anymore, not to me anyway.
Dave Barry’s genius lies in how close he skates to reality. I still enjoy his writing, but sometimes it hits a little close to the bone.
IMMORAL, INCOMPETENT, NOT VERY WISE
Tune: "Immortal, Invisible, God Only Wise"
Immoral, incompetent,
Not very wise;
This year of Obama meant
Murphy applies.
The change they believed in
Since Bo was a pup
Got shortchanged and even
Got all wee-wee'd up.
The bailouts, the skeptic
Said, won't stimulate;
The failure was epic--
A ten is worth eight.
The shovel is ready
To dig a new hole;
The trend line is steady--
It's Dear Leader's poll.
Insurance guy smirking,
But you might be jailed;
The system is working,
The underwear failed.
Incompetence conquers,
It's running amok;
But don't tell the Congress--
On stupid they're stuck.
On Holder, on Nappy,
On Crusty and Joe!
Is anyone happy
With Barry's Team O?
Let's all call a summit
And cry in our beer;
The worst thing about it--
It's just the first year!
PING FOR LATER
Businessman Bernard Madoff pleads guilty to bilking investors out of $65 billion in a Ponzi scheme, forcing the Obama administration to withdraw his nomination for secretary of commerce and make him the head of the Social Security Administration.
ping