Obama Receives Blackbelt For Doing Nothing (First Nobel, now Black Belt)

Freedom's Wings ^ | 12-10-09

[civilwar2]

[rfp1234]

He’s only accepting it, it’s actually for his wife.

[the invisib1e hand]

pussy.

wonder how many "salesmen of the year" plaques he's gonna have when it's all said and done. And how many "One Million Miles Without An Accident" awards.

[mikrofon]

I think he’s more proficient in “Talk One Do”...

[VicVega]

0 became President of the United States for doing nothing.

2010 Olympics Committee should give him a Gold Medal in down hill skiing next year considering his down hill plunge in ratings in the US.

That he will have earned.

[andy58-in-nh]

And the 2009 “One Million Words Without an Idea” Award goes to... BHO.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

He should have given him a belt in Hwa Rang Do. It is the martial art of insufferable elites, and emphasizes killing worthless peasants, since they are expendable.

[BigEdLB]

No, he received a black belt for being. That is sufficient. Don’t you know? That is all he needed.

[FreeperFlirt]

did it include ky jelly?

[Snickering Hound]

He's a 7th degree black belt in bowing, it's the least they could do to recognize that.

[ari-freedom]

good, let’s throw him in the UFC and see what his black belt will do for him there.

[ari-freedom]

WTF?

[Bon mots]

What a pussy punch if I ever saw one. He looks more like a disco dancer than a black belt.

Now his wife, Bigfoot - on the other hand...

[kcvl]

I could kick his *ss.

[Eaker]

This twerp would get his ass pounded at a gay pride parade!

[The Comedian]

Hey, Harvard gave him a PhD for doing less.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[uncle fenders]

barry must be related to Kim jong ill, he’s a master of all things he has never done also...

[Vendome]

Does this punch alignment, leading with middle knuckle, bent hip, middle gravity stance, leading with forehead look like any black belt you ever seen?

I have one of those belts that’s brown on one side and black on the other. I also speak Korean and don’t jump back in a cower when someone does a Hapkido or Judo throw in front of me.

Someone will post that pic in this thread.

[SunkenCiv]

So? That's how he received the Presidency, the Senate seat, admission to law school, his "vacation" in Pakistan...

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[Krodg]

Eddie the Eagle...lol