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Yale Scientists Reveal Secrets of Duck Sex
NBC Connecticut ^
| Wed, Dec 23, 2009
| RACHEL RIQUE
Posted on 12/23/2009 7:30:06 AM PST by raybbr
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How DO they procreate, then? The article doesn't explain it.
"Ducks are providing us with an incredible opportunity to understand the evolutionary consequences of conflict, said Brennan.
Oh, boy. The next thing you know liberal women will develop sex organs screwed up. Sheesh@
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:30:07 AM PST
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raybbr
To: raybbr
These scientists are “quacks” AH HA AH HA!!! I made a funny. Wahoooo!!! blblblblblblblblblbl
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:31:51 AM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: raybbr
So if a boy duck from North America gets together with a girl duck from South America, does that line everything up? And what happens to Barney Frank ducks?
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:32:11 AM PST
by
Bernard
(One if by Land, Two if by Sea, Three if by Government)
To: raybbr
To: raybbr
How did we pay for this? Put it on our bill?
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:32:51 AM PST
by
jessduntno
("The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground.")
To: raybbr
"According to researchers, while male ducks have developed longer, spiraled genitalia, the females' anatomy has evolved to spiral in the opposite direction." Sounds like a recipe for crossed-threads.
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:32:59 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: raybbr
Yale Scientists Reveal Secrets of Duck SexThank goodness.
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:33:08 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: Bernard
What, are you trolling for grant money, or what?
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:33:33 AM PST
by
RoadGumby
(For God so loved the world)
To: raybbr
And that’s why birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love
Cold Cape Cod clams, ‘gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish do it
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love
I’ve heard that lizards and frogs do it
Layin’ on a rock
They say that roosters do it
With a doodle and cock
Some Argentines, without means do it
I hear even Boston beans do it
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:33:52 AM PST
by
PGR88
To: raybbr
Someone, please tell me we didn’t pay tax money for this.
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:34:03 AM PST
by
Daisyjane69
(Michael Reagan: "Welcome back, Dad, even if you're wearing a dress and bearing children this time)
To: raybbr
“XXXX a duck!!!” would seem to be more complicated than most folks realize ....
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:34:23 AM PST
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ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: raybbr
Oh, I was looking for the secrets of duck sauce, or is that the end result? And how do you collect it?
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:34:53 AM PST
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Sax
To: Daisyjane69
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:35:58 AM PST
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kalee
(01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
To: Cailleach; nnn0jeh
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:36:30 AM PST
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kalee
(01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
To: raybbr
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:36:45 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Bernard
“...what happens to Barney Frank ducks?”
Birds do everything through the same orifice, so it’s too hard to distinguish one from the other.
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:37:45 AM PST
by
Little Pig
(Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
To: raybbr
From “Life, the Universe and Everything” by Douglas Adams:
“The party and the Krikkit warship looked, in their writhings, a little like two ducks, one of which is trying to make a third duck inside the second duck, whilst the second duck is trying very hard to explain that it doesn’t feel ready for a third duck right now, is uncertain that it would want any putative third duck to be made by this particular first duck anyway, and certainly not whilst it, the second duck, was busy flying.”
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:38:00 AM PST
by
JeffChrz
(Happy Festivus!)
To: raybbr
”
Ducks are providing us with an incredible opportunity to understand the evolutionary consequences of conflict, said Brennan” Groan!
Lemme just make a wild guess here: This woman is a member of NARAL and NOW.
Even in so-called “science’ the FemiNazi’s are still at work with their anti-male agenda.
To: RoadGumby
LOL. Grant money is always welcome. I’ll work on the northern hemisphere, southern hemisphere question; the Barney Frank question is available for other researchers.
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:40:20 AM PST
by
Bernard
(One if by Land, Two if by Sea, Three if by Government)
To: raybbr
while male ducks have developed longer, spiraled genitalia, the females' anatomy has evolved to spiral in the opposite direction. All these tax dollars spend on research only to discover that women get screwed in the end.
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posted on
12/23/2009 7:42:53 AM PST
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earlJam
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