I prefer to pray for Mrs. Woods, who's been alone during their 5 yr marriage. Let's pray she won't come down with HIV.
Posted on 12/16/2009 10:41:33 PM PST by Frantzie
TIGER Woods is close to "cracking up" after spending days alone watching CARTOONS and eating cereal. Close friends fear the golf superstar, 33, can't cope in the wake of his sex scandal.
He changed his mobile phone number the day after his late-night car crash which sparked a stream of revelations - so friends can no longer contact him.
(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...
Foghorn Leghorn
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Mighty Mouse
The Roadrunner
Eric Heatherly
“Countin’ Flowers On The Wall”
I keep hearing you’re concerned about my happiness.
All that thought you’re giving me is conscience, I guess.
If I were walking in your shoes, I wouldn’t worry none.
While you and your friends are worrying ‘bout me, I’m having lots of fun.
Counting flowers on the wall,
That don’t bother me at all.
Playing Solitaire till dawn,
With a deck of fifty-one.
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Now, don’t tell me I’ve nothing to do.
Last night I dressed in tails, pretended I was on the town.
As long as I can dream, it’s hard to slow this swinger down.
So please don’t give a thought to me, I’m really doing fine.
You can always find me here, having quite a time.
Counting flowers on the wall,
That don’t bother me at all.
Playing Solitaire till dawn,
With a deck of fifty-one.
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Now, don’t tell me I’ve nothing to do.
Well, it’s good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright.
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light.
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete.
So I must go back to my room and make my day complete.
Counting flowers on the wall,
That don’t bother me at all.
Playing Solitaire till dawn,
With a deck of fifty-one.
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Now, counting flowers on the wall,
That don’t bother me at all.
Playing Solitaire till dawn,
With a deck of fifty-one.
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Now, don’t tell me I’ve nothing to do.
Don’t tell me I’ve nothing to do.
I get so sick of these types.
While Tiger has lost millions, he still has more money than I’ve ever dreamed of having. He has two beautiful children. And if what he wants is women, well, I’m sure he won’t have a problem finding those. And he’s young and healthy, which I know several people who would give anything for just that right now.
lol. exactly. Of course I do this married, but just for not as many weeks—lol.
You READ the article? What’s next? Thoughtful posts and ensuing discussions. What is becoming of FR? /sarc. LOL.
I bet he's in a blind panic about his life.
i’d just like to know why the media is on him all of a sudden. this is not new behavior and it certainly wasn’t a secret (maybe to his wife, but not in the golf world)
so the real question should be, why now? what changed?
or... what did he do or NOT do? (ie: endorse 0bambi’s plans)
sure looks like chicago style politics to me.
i’m just sayin’
These people need the Lord!!
Prayers that one with truth crosses their path.
Their marriage can be rescued!
So I guess I guess doing it to his ownn family really makes him a better person...
I’m for leaving the guy alone. He’s lost all kinds of income, let alone his family.
Changing the phone number is a bad sign. Holing up is, too. If he had drunk alcohol, took Ambien and Vicodin, he would have been in a bad way.
He never claimed to be anything but a golfer. Yeah, there’s the whole other women & maybe steroids or whatever, but man, he knows his stuff on the golf course.
I imagine this is his Dark Night of the Soul time. He needs prayer, this guy.
For whatever it's worth, I'm with you.
He’s probably alone to let his wounds to heal and to detox before he decides what to do next. Cartoons and cereal, sounds like he’s reverting to childhood.
Bravo, Brother.
Tiger was married for 5 years. His wife went through 2 pregnancies alone, and then raised 2 babies alone. He was involved with so many women that he was cheating on the women he was cheating with.
The story is in the hands of the tabloids and paparazzi now. The mainstream and sports media covered it up for years.
The big media can't protect him anymore. The paparazzi will stalk him for years to come.
Plus, he's being tied to the PED doctor who was arrested.
Sounds like a lot of crappola. There is no news about Tiger so they’ll make something up.
It’s a good thing that Barkley, Jordan, and assorted other whoremongers cannot reach him. He didn’t need enemies with those so called friend.
I prefer to pray for Mrs. Woods, who's been alone during their 5 yr marriage. Let's pray she won't come down with HIV.
You would take back your spouse after he/she cheated on you at least 14 times with a various assortment of people, including porn stars and hookers? Just asking...
Eating cereal and watching Saturday morning cartoons. One of my favorite kid memories.
“Eh, what’s up Doc?”
“Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits!”
Honestly, I didn't see any alternative for her or the children. One "transgression" might be dealt with, likely ending the same way or not. In this case it's just best to pack your bags and head for the nearest clinic for testing.
I hope she didn't catch anything.
Tiger should have just stayed single, this just couldn't be something "new"...
I read he used to watch cartoons and eat cereal with his mistress.
Tiger gets no pity from me. He’s a fraud ... that golfs really well.
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