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To: Thirteen
graveyard dead.
Is there any other kind?
2 posted on 12/09/2009 12:35:33 PM PST by lbryce (Obama Notwithstanding, America's Best Days Are Yet To Be .)
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To: lbryce

Yea...river dead...I think that’s in joisey...


3 posted on 12/09/2009 12:39:07 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: lbryce
"graveyard dead" Is there any other kind?

Ya gotcher four flavors: brain dead, dead, kilt dead, and graveyard dead.

4 posted on 12/09/2009 12:41:22 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: lbryce
Is there any other kind?

I think the other kind is crematorium dead. You have to be even more dead so there is absolutely no chance of feeling any pain while you are burning.

5 posted on 12/09/2009 12:42:31 PM PST by libh8er
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To: lbryce

graveyard dead.
Is there any other kind?

Well, there’s also the “just-kick-him-into-the-gutter-and-step-over-him-dead”...


8 posted on 12/09/2009 12:45:51 PM PST by jessduntno (Stop The Federal Usurpation.)
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To: lbryce
There's also "dead", "completely dead", and "dead forever". (from Congo by Michael Creighton, RIP)
9 posted on 12/09/2009 12:56:05 PM PST by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the People's Republic of Boulder)
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To: lbryce
Beats the hell out of the thankfully rare, "brain eating and still ambulatory" dead.

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12 posted on 12/09/2009 1:04:11 PM PST by Bad Jack Bauer (Fat and Bald? I was BORN fat and bald, thank you very much!)
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To: lbryce

Jinjo Judge: But we must verify it legally To see…
Jingaling: To see
Judge: If she…
Jingaling: If she…
Judge: Is absolutely, positively…
Jinjo 4: Physically, mentally…
Jinjo 5: Finally, lastly,
Jinjos: Assuredly, definitely dead!
Coroner: As coroner, I studied her and thoroughly examined her And she’s not only merely dead She’s really most sincerely dead

He’s dead, Jim....


26 posted on 12/09/2009 1:27:39 PM PST by njslim
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To: lbryce

Paraphrasing the Coroner in the Wizard of Oz, “He’s not only merely dead, he’s really most sincerely dead.”


31 posted on 12/09/2009 1:33:07 PM PST by Thirteen (You can lead a horse to drink, but you can't make it water.)
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