Ashley Greene Says Vampire Sex Is The Best

Take 40 ^ | 11.30.09

[Perdogg]

Twilight star Ashley Greene has confirmed what girls all around the world are secretly wondering - that vampire sex is better than regular sex!

Greene, who plays vampire Alice Cullen in the Twilight Saga series, tells men's magazine Maxim:

"Take the best sex you've ever had in your life, multiply it by 100 and that's vampire sex."

[Tijeras_Slim]

I don’t see how the movie watching populace can suspend reality for this crap.

You mean the same movie watching populace that convinced themselves Tom Cruise is a credible fighter pilot and super spy?

[Vaquero]

You mean the same movie watching populace that convinced themselves Tom Cruise is a credible fighter pilot and super spy?

I guess....

but there ARE fighter pilots and there ARE spies...super or otherwise...

There is also possibilities for future science advances to make palpable fiction out of it.

but there are NO vampires...

[Joe 6-pack]

"I don’t see how the movie watching populace can suspend reality for this crap."

They've been doing it for quite some time...

[PLMerite]

“...do vampire girls have teeth down there?”

...with gums like that, who would ?

Sorry.

[AD from SpringBay]

That's true. Bram Stoker's Dracula had some pretty steamy stuff in it, for the time. Of course, it's too lame for our non-literate public school population today. That said, the actress' quote is so completely inane as to wonder, "How does she know?" An earlier poster brought up the point that vampires are not real. Just how far have we drifted when the viewing audience needs this reminder?

[clodkicker]

Yeah when there are movies like Wanted that are really real!

[webschooner]

wow, that’s really profound. let me write that down ... /sarc

[Tax-chick]

There is wide variation in the habits and function of fictional vampires, being as how they’re made up.

Anoreth got about three chapters into the first “Twilight” book and said, “UNNNGH! It’s worse than that Barbara Cartland book I read when I had the flu and there was nothing else in the room!”

[wardaddy]

I saw her on the cover of one of my wife’s fashion mags this month....she’s alright.

not a top ringer but cute

[Perdogg]

That’s why I like her. She reminds me of a young lady I used to know when I was in college years ago.

[wardaddy]

the sleepy eyes have that come hither look....we always fall for that even if it’s just bs..

[Vaquero]

I dont know ‘WANTED’...

I do have a soft spot in my heart (head?) for SCIFI
at least it MAY be possible...in the far distant future...

[fieldmarshaldj]

"Vampire Sex Is The Best"

I can vouch for that.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Did you hit it ?

[stylecouncilor]

LOL!

[windcliff]

I saw the Twilight Barbie dolls yesterday at Target. They didn’t look so hot.

[Perdogg]

A gentleman never tells.

[Perdogg]

Apparently Ashley doesn't have anything.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Ah, phooey. How else am I supposed to live vicariously through your good ole days ?

[lainie]

Thank goodness my kids are still below the target age group of this fad. Hopefully it’s long gone before they his teenhood. otoh, if I see another grandma in a Team Edward shirt, I’m gonna smack someone.