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Ashley Greene Says Vampire Sex Is The Best
Take 40 ^
| 11.30.09
Posted on 11/30/2009 3:57:11 AM PST by Perdogg
Twilight star Ashley Greene has confirmed what girls all around the world are secretly wondering - that vampire sex is better than regular sex!
Greene, who plays vampire Alice Cullen in the Twilight Saga series, tells men's magazine Maxim:
"Take the best sex you've ever had in your life, multiply it by 100 and that's vampire sex."
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ashleygreene; twilight
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How would she know?
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posted on
11/30/2009 3:57:12 AM PST
by
Perdogg
To: Perdogg
2
posted on
11/30/2009 3:58:54 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: Perdogg
Why does the bathroom scene from Clerks come to mind?
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posted on
11/30/2009 3:59:45 AM PST
by
pnh102
(Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
To: al baby; Artemis Webb; Extremely Extreme Extremist; lainie; lewisglad; PennsylvaniaMom; ...
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:00:25 AM PST
by
Perdogg
(Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
To: cripplecreek
..was gonna say that sucks
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:01:21 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Dr. Scarpetta; xsmommy
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:02:36 AM PST
by
Perdogg
(Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
To: Perdogg
They’ll say anything to get some attention.
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:05:55 AM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: pnh102
I guess that was sex with the undead...in a sense...
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:06:32 AM PST
by
thecabal
(Destroy Progressivism)
To: Perdogg
Vampire sex might be the greatest (100X greater than any other)...but, afterwards, once bitten, one's soul dwells eternally among the rotting corpses of the Devil's children.
Geeee...what to do?
To: Perdogg
these vampire movies make no sense....
I don’t see how the movie watching populace can suspend reality for this crap.
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:08:06 AM PST
by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein))
To: Perdogg
Yes, yes, Ash, but what inquiring men really want to know is...do vampire girls have teeth down there?
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:08:29 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: thecabal
Actually, she means sex after you get married because marriage is like a vampire. It sucks all the life outta ya! :P
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:09:07 AM PST
by
MAD-AS-HELL
(Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
To: MAD-AS-HELL
She can't possibly mean that, she said...we'll never mind. (:
Another thought, have we just gotten to the point where we can't tell reality from fantasy anymore? Why is this news? Vampires are not real. Therefore, she's never had vampire sex. No one will.
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:11:34 AM PST
by
riri
(http://rationaljingo.blogspot.com/)
To: Perdogg
Why is she wearing her grandmothers control-top brassiere?
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:12:04 AM PST
by
jimtorr
To: jimtorr
Does vampire sex involve a bunch of band-aids afterwards?
Or what?
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:14:46 AM PST
by
txhurl
To: thecabal
Or a ex-wife.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:15:48 AM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: riri
Those were my thoughts as well.
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:17:01 AM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Sarah Palin - For such a time as this)
To: Perdogg; Bender2
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:23:39 AM PST
by
big'ol_freeper
("Anyone pushing Romney must love socialism...Piss on Romney and his enablers!!" ~ Jim Robinson)
To: Perdogg
Well dang it then, JUST BITE ME.
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posted on
11/30/2009 4:24:59 AM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Sarah Palin - For such a time as this)
To: Perdogg
There has never been a shortage of trashy little bimbos in Hollywood.
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