How would she know?
1 posted on
11/30/2009 3:57:12 AM PST by
Perdogg
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To: Perdogg
2 posted on
11/30/2009 3:58:54 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: Perdogg
Why does the bathroom scene from Clerks come to mind?
3 posted on
11/30/2009 3:59:45 AM PST by
pnh102
(Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
To: Perdogg
They’ll say anything to get some attention.
7 posted on
11/30/2009 4:05:55 AM PST by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Perdogg
Vampire sex might be the greatest (100X greater than any other)...but, afterwards, once bitten, one's soul dwells eternally among the rotting corpses of the Devil's children.
Geeee...what to do?
To: Perdogg
these vampire movies make no sense....
I don’t see how the movie watching populace can suspend reality for this crap.
10 posted on
11/30/2009 4:08:06 AM PST by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein))
To: Perdogg
Yes, yes, Ash, but what inquiring men really want to know is...do vampire girls have teeth down there?
11 posted on
11/30/2009 4:08:29 AM PST by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Perdogg
Why is she wearing her grandmothers control-top brassiere?
14 posted on
11/30/2009 4:12:04 AM PST by
jimtorr
To: Perdogg; Bender2
18 posted on
11/30/2009 4:23:39 AM PST by
big'ol_freeper
("Anyone pushing Romney must love socialism...Piss on Romney and his enablers!!" ~ Jim Robinson)
To: Perdogg
Well dang it then, JUST BITE ME.
19 posted on
11/30/2009 4:24:59 AM PST by
gov_bean_ counter
(Sarah Palin - For such a time as this)
To: Perdogg
There has never been a shortage of trashy little bimbos in Hollywood.
To: Perdogg
"Take the best sex you've ever had in your life, imagine *out* everything you didn't like, imagine *in* everything you wish could happen,
multiply it by 100 and that's vampire sex fiction."
It's also the premise of romance fiction in general, although many novels and readers emphasize the romance rather than sex.
22 posted on
11/30/2009 4:30:38 AM PST by
Tax-chick
(Don't worry - the king cobra will save you!)
To: Perdogg
Is it really? Considering their bodies are at room temperature, it seems like you’d be having sex with an animated corpse.
25 posted on
11/30/2009 4:35:14 AM PST by
Malsua
To: Perdogg
She just might know.....
26 posted on
11/30/2009 4:35:30 AM PST by
wolfcreek
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
To: Perdogg
The Vampire cable show I was into True Blood (seasons over) the one young woman that became a vampire had a sexual relationship with a non Vampire (and they fell in love).
She was a virgin and a vampire so everytime they had sex she returned to her original virgin state.
She was bummed because she knew she could never get preggers since she would eternally be a virgin vampire.
And I was thinking that with the pain of the first time who would want to repeat it everytime they had sex for eternity?
Is this true in all Vampire written stories or just in the True Blood series.
27 posted on
11/30/2009 4:39:25 AM PST by
Global2010
(Strange We Can Believe In)
To: Perdogg; Squantos; Larry Lucido; wardaddy
I she had Jasmine Black’s breasts, I’d listen to her...
31 posted on
11/30/2009 4:45:04 AM PST by
sit-rep
To: Perdogg
Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my heart.
34 posted on
11/30/2009 5:01:07 AM PST by
P.O.E.
(- End road work.)
To: Perdogg
So, a love affair with a minion of Satan does not seem to be a drawback for these gals? Wow, and I thought I knew what desperation looked like beofre.....
35 posted on
11/30/2009 5:12:55 AM PST by
StraightShooter69
(I hope I have some change left after Obama is done!)
To: Perdogg
Why is Twilight popular exactly?
38 posted on
11/30/2009 5:36:34 AM PST by
Sofia
To: Perdogg
wow, that’s really profound. let me write that down ... /sarc
To: Perdogg; Impy
"Vampire Sex Is The Best"
I can vouch for that.
53 posted on
11/30/2009 9:21:54 AM PST by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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