[Nachum]

If true, the man needs help. He wandered from a stone cold fox wife for THAT?

Ugh.

[GQuagmire]

These days the Enquirer is more reliable than the MSM so I tend to believe their version of events........

[Sacajaweau]

Why do I think this is: “She chases him until it makes the news...”

[Moonman62]

The Enquirer was right about John Edwards.

[driftdiver]

Oh this is FR, I thought this was TMZ for a minute.

[driftdiver]

Oh this is FR, I thought this was TMZ for a minute.

[silverleaf]

while I don’t think Elin should tried to kill him with his own golf clubs, I do feel sorry for her if this was an unexpected bombshell

But mostly for those darling children to have such a set of losers as parents

[fatnotlazy]

This whole mess really doesn’t matter in the overall scheme of things. However, I was not amused at the one news report which said deputies wanted to interview Woods, but were told that he was sleeping and could not be disturbed. The “H” with that. The deputies should have gone in, grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, sat him down and made him answer questions. I don’t like that there are different rules for celebs than for us ordinary folks.

[Vendome]

So Tiger and his wife are having breakfast. 

Wife- "What’s this in the Enquirer?"

Tiger- "Er, um, those jeans sure do make you look FAT!"

Not a good way to start the day.

Sometime in the afternoon Tiger was sitting on the couch, in the living room. 

His wife sits down next to him and asks "What on the TV?"

 

"Dust"  he replied.

 

and the wife fuming from the earlier insensitive comment storms off in a huff saying something about "Tiger sleeping outside until he becomes a little more domesticated".

 

Tiger puts a hand to forehead saying to himself "Geesh!"

 

They didn't speak to each other for the rest of the night.  Tiger fell asleep on the couch, in the media room and at 2 in the morning, heard the screech of a banchee and something about a "...G&)*&damn toilet down or up...!" realizing he committed a capital offense by leaving the toilet seat up, he rubs his eyes and fumbles looking for his car keys.

 

Making a hasty retreat to the garage his wife cuts him off.  She is breathing heavy, with her hair everywhere and stuff coming out of her eyes.  Additionally, she is nervously gripping a 3 Wood and suddenly screams "What's with the car keys Mr. Can't do anything wrong?  Hmmm?  Going to see your harlot?  Well, thanks for pointing out My Fat ass, which just took a dunk in gold plated toilet".

 

Tiger laughed a little, nervously and because the whole thing was just funny and that is when she lost it.

 

That is all took and she screamed "You a Tiger?  Humph!!  I am the Lion and Queen of this jungle.  I am in the mood to go hunting, game on!".

 

Then she started swinging.

 

A bit a long story but that may be what happened.

 

 

 

[canuck_conservative]

Sometimes I think the oft-criticised National Enquirer understands the basic principles of jounalism better than the MSM. Y’know, things like objectivity, no deferrence because of celebrity, questioning contradictions, etc. - simple questions that could have exposed Monicagate, Climategate, etc.

How long until Rachel/Tiger threaten a libel lawsuit? Probably only hours. How long until they really file a lawsuit - if at all? That will tell us how much truth is in the NE story .....

[COUNTrecount]

While this fascinates the sheeple what is our

Congress/Press-ident doing to us?

Tiger gets more coverage than Climategate.

SAD.

[GOP Poet]

The ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively in its print edition that the 34-year-old brunette, who has a reputation for dating married celebrities, has been telling friends about a jet-set liaison with 33-year-old Tiger that began in June. Multiple sources, who passed polygraph tests, say Rachel told them that she and Tiger also stay in touch during his frequent travels through phone calls and "sexting," sending each other racy text messages on their cell phones.

One close friend of Rachel's -- Ashley Samson -- told The ENQUIRER: "Rachel told me, 'I'm having an affair with Tiger Woods. We're in love!'"

Someone needs to tell this chick 2 things. One. No man would fall "in love" with a skank bag that screws all his buddies and aquintances that are married. Two. Sexting and international liasons does not add up to "love" but distractive, easy, sexual stimulation. He could just as easily get this from an internet prostitutes combines with an on location prostitute.

Girlfriend needs to know, if this is true she is just a hooker and an easy lay. Love is not even on the table.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Holy cow !

[montag813]

Collagen lips nightmare...

Like a duck bill...yecch

[Ditter]

Is she the one with the fake boobs and the swollen lips?

Can we say SKANK? Yes I thought we could.

[JoeMac]

“Party girl’’ translation: Whore.