Woman at center of Tiger Woods cheating scandal exposed

Enquirer ^ | 11.28.09

[Nachum]

If true, the man needs help. He wandered from a stone cold fox wife for THAT?

Ugh.

[GQuagmire]

These days the Enquirer is more reliable than the MSM so I tend to believe their version of events........

[libh8er]

He wandered from a stone cold fox wife for THAT?

It's called the Coolidge Effect.

[Sacajaweau]

Why do I think this is: “She chases him until it makes the news...”

[steelyourfaith]

That’s funny.

[Moonman62]

The Enquirer was right about John Edwards.

[BenLurkin]

Yes, but so long as Tiger is NOT cheating at golf then he is still more honorable than Bill Clinton — Bill Clinton cheated at both marriage and golf.

[driftdiver]

Oh this is FR, I thought this was TMZ for a minute.

[driftdiver]

Oh this is FR, I thought this was TMZ for a minute.

[silverleaf]

while I don’t think Elin should tried to kill him with his own golf clubs, I do feel sorry for her if this was an unexpected bombshell

But mostly for those darling children to have such a set of losers as parents

[mamelukesabre]

One of you is over thinking it. The other is under thinking it.

The simple explanation is that his wife is a cold heartless bitch and this woman is fun.

[fatnotlazy]

This whole mess really doesn’t matter in the overall scheme of things. However, I was not amused at the one news report which said deputies wanted to interview Woods, but were told that he was sleeping and could not be disturbed. The “H” with that. The deputies should have gone in, grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, sat him down and made him answer questions. I don’t like that there are different rules for celebs than for us ordinary folks.

[Revolting cat!]

Thank you for the breath of fresh air. Finally!

[SeanOGuano]

Mutt Lang cheated on his wife, Shania Twain with a homely woman.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

If true, the man needs help. He wandered from a stone cold fox wife for THAT?

"A man is only as faithful as his options." --

Chris Rock

[Vendome]

So Tiger and his wife are having breakfast. 

Wife- "What’s this in the Enquirer?"

Tiger- "Er, um, those jeans sure do make you look FAT!"

Not a good way to start the day.

Sometime in the afternoon Tiger was sitting on the couch, in the living room. 

His wife sits down next to him and asks "What on the TV?"

 

"Dust"  he replied.

 

and the wife fuming from the earlier insensitive comment storms off in a huff saying something about "Tiger sleeping outside until he becomes a little more domesticated".

 

Tiger puts a hand to forehead saying to himself "Geesh!"

 

They didn't speak to each other for the rest of the night.  Tiger fell asleep on the couch, in the media room and at 2 in the morning, heard the screech of a banchee and something about a "...G&)*&damn toilet down or up...!" realizing he committed a capital offense by leaving the toilet seat up, he rubs his eyes and fumbles looking for his car keys.

 

Making a hasty retreat to the garage his wife cuts him off.  She is breathing heavy, with her hair everywhere and stuff coming out of her eyes.  Additionally, she is nervously gripping a 3 Wood and suddenly screams "What's with the car keys Mr. Can't do anything wrong?  Hmmm?  Going to see your harlot?  Well, thanks for pointing out My Fat ass, which just took a dunk in gold plated toilet".

 

Tiger laughed a little, nervously and because the whole thing was just funny and that is when she lost it.

 

That is all took and she screamed "You a Tiger?  Humph!!  I am the Lion and Queen of this jungle.  I am in the mood to go hunting, game on!".

 

Then she started swinging.

 

A bit a long story but that may be what happened.

 

 

 

[TruthBeforeAll]

Yikes. Hope he’s had all of his shots.

[canuck_conservative]

Sometimes I think the oft-criticised National Enquirer understands the basic principles of jounalism better than the MSM. Y’know, things like objectivity, no deferrence because of celebrity, questioning contradictions, etc. - simple questions that could have exposed Monicagate, Climategate, etc.

How long until Rachel/Tiger threaten a libel lawsuit? Probably only hours. How long until they really file a lawsuit - if at all? That will tell us how much truth is in the NE story .....

[dforest]

That was the funniest remark I have read all day. LOL