Here is the real story!
Tiger was sitting on the couch, in the living room.
His wife sits down next to him and asks "What on the TV?"
"Dust" he replied.
and that's how it started
If you want news, look to the Alternative Media, not the State Run Media.
The latter now spends most of its energy in endless cover-ups, with no investigative reporting.
Money quote:
“I submit that the glowing adulation Woods receives from sportswriters and the kid-glove treatment he is receiving from the FHP is based every bit as much on political correctness as the willful blindness of the FBI, the U.S. Army, and the colluding media have been regarding the terrorist acts at Ft. Hood. “
But did she choose a 9 iron or a 3 iron? It makes a difference.
Well, actually, I don’t think that the press has an obligation to bring out the marital problems of sports stars. If Tiger Woods wants to cover up a marital dispute, it’s no big deal. And, in fact, Drudge has a later story now on his website.
Maybe the press should spend more time on the crimes and “secrets” of our politicians, those to whom we have entrusted the welfare of our country. I’m more interested in whether Obama was born in Kenya and is a corrupt criminal who lied his way into office so he could destroy our country than I am whether Tiger had a fight with his wife.
FReeper OldDeckHand gets credit for being the first one to suggest that this was a domestic disturbance.
First crash photos here via Drudge (although this means he had paparazzi camped outside his house — kinda sad if you ask me). http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/11/first-photos-tiger-woods-car-smashed-tree
Just off hand why is it Elin Nordegren and not Elin Woods? Have they redefined marriage again or aren’t they really married? Excuse the queries but I’m not an avid National Enquirer reader so sometimes I’m a little out of date on stuff like this.
BUMP
Why, yes, yes, shore thing...I just don't think I can face the morrow without this gem of news.
Sheesh!
Ok, so wifey-poo’s story is she had to bash out the back window to free him from his driver’s seat.
I have some waterfront property in Arizona for sale.
What’s with the scandalized tone that - gasp! - Tiger Woods was driving somewhere at 2 a.m.? He’s a grown man. As a fellow adult, I know I occasionally have reason to be out at 2 a.m. too. Our society tolerates so much, but suddenly we’re so prim about a 33-year-old man breaking an imaginary curfew?
There may well be more to this story, but nothing I feel entitled to know about. If we never find out the whole truth about a one-car accident involving a professional golfer, it will be less than earth-shattering.