[csvset]

A drunken elk killed his wife. Much more serious than a sister's moose bite.

[DuncanWaring]

Note from the article that European Elk are also known as “Moose”.

[Seruzawa]

Maybe she recently watched Bambi? Tried to pet a wild animal?

[dog breath]

When a person contemplates the many dangers out there and ways that their life might end, drunken elk are somehow never taken into account.

[divine_moment_of_facts]

I bet if the moose had smoked some ganjah this wouldn’t have happened! (Sorry counldn’t resist)

[sodpoodle]

Not passing the smell test.

What were the injuries? The dog would have scared off an elk. Where was the dog found?

Hubby could have walked with her, killed her & left to establish an alibi.

Poor old curious elk may have just sniffed/licked at her body before hubby returned to “find her”.

[70th Division]

ELKED to death. Not a pretty way to go. That was more than a moose goose.

[Vaquero]

FYI

Elk = Moose in Europe.

[seawolf101]

Man attacked by deer after spraying himself with elk urine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khKrd1RNy2U

[Daffynition]

Am I the only one getting tired of all these stories about airing out your dirty laundry in public? ;)

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Is this going to expand on freeper lexicon...

A moose got drunked up and kilt my sister.

[P.O.E.]

Ann Elk?

[libh8er]

[grey_whiskers]

Obviously the work of the ROP (ruminants of peace).

Cheers!

[COBOL2Java]

If it isn't those murderous Amish, it's those Elks!