Posted on 11/07/2009 7:09:26 AM PST by JoeProBono
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A sculpture of a New Zealand government minister crafted from cow manure sold for New Zealand dollars 3,080 ($2,220) on an auction Web site. The bust of New Zealand Environment Minister Nick Smith, sculpted as a protest by artist Sam Mahon, attracted 112 bids before being picked up by an anonymous buyer on Friday.
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"Made of genuine cow manure from the Keystone State of Pennsylvania and sculpted by Amish dairy farmers, this poopet is perched on the binder bin above my desk. Even tho the odor was removed, it keeps all the texture of the original cow pie that spawned it - including straw and corn. It's eyes are soy beens. Normally you'd find him in a garden or lanscaping fertilizing the plants around him, but his job is much more important in my cube. He promotes interesting conversation, independent thought and scares dimwitted management away from my workspace."
Can we get 3 of Obama, and 2 each of Pelosi and Reid?
“Made of genuine cow manure”
Accept no substitutes.
How much for the whole Congress? and the liberal members of the Supreme court?
Maybe we will imitate the Africans soon?
They put their heads under cows urinating to change their hair color from black to RED. The cow urine dies their hair. WOWO - maybe that could be a new product line and let Obama and tribe get back to their African roots!
MESSAGE TO SAM MAHON: Go to Washington! Use material from MALE cows! Plan to stay busy!
And don’t bother drying the manure.
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