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NZ lawmaker sculpted in cow manure
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| Nov 6,
Posted on 11/07/2009 7:09:26 AM PST by JoeProBono
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A sculpture of a New Zealand government minister crafted from cow manure sold for New Zealand dollars 3,080 ($2,220) on an auction Web site. The bust of New Zealand Environment Minister Nick Smith, sculpted as a protest by artist Sam Mahon, attracted 112 bids before being picked up by an anonymous buyer on Friday.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cowmanure; jpb
"Made of genuine cow manure from the Keystone State of Pennsylvania and sculpted by Amish dairy farmers, this poopet is perched on the binder bin above my desk. Even tho the odor was removed, it keeps all the texture of the original cow pie that spawned it - including straw and corn. It's eyes are soy beens. Normally you'd find him in a garden or lanscaping fertilizing the plants around him, but his job is much more important in my cube. He promotes interesting conversation, independent thought and scares dimwitted management away from my workspace."
To: JoeProBono
Can we get 3 of Obama, and 2 each of Pelosi and Reid?
To: JoeProBono
“Made of genuine cow manure”
Accept no substitutes.
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posted on
11/07/2009 7:12:57 AM PST
by
CrazyIvan
(What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
To: proxy_user
How much for the whole Congress? and the liberal members of the Supreme court?
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posted on
11/07/2009 7:13:33 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: JoeProBono
Lovely!
Maybe we will imitate the Africans soon?
They put their heads under cows urinating to change their hair color from black to RED. The cow urine dies their hair. WOWO - maybe that could be a new product line and let Obama and tribe get back to their African roots!
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posted on
11/07/2009 7:15:10 AM PST
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: proxy_user
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posted on
11/07/2009 7:16:05 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
A reasonable likeness.
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posted on
11/07/2009 7:23:12 AM PST
by
Rio
(Don't make me come over there....)
To: CrazyIvan
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posted on
11/07/2009 7:24:18 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Rio
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posted on
11/07/2009 7:27:38 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
MESSAGE TO SAM MAHON: Go to Washington! Use material from MALE cows! Plan to stay busy!
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posted on
11/07/2009 7:45:02 AM PST
by
Savage Beast
(“If you throw a rock over a fence, it’s the hit dog that hollers.” -Mike Huckabee)
To: proxy_user
And don’t bother drying the manure.
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posted on
11/07/2009 8:21:34 AM PST
by
353FMG
(Save the Planet -- Eliminate Socialism)
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