"Made of genuine cow manure from the Keystone State of Pennsylvania and sculpted by Amish dairy farmers, this poopet is perched on the binder bin above my desk. Even tho the odor was removed, it keeps all the texture of the original cow pie that spawned it - including straw and corn. It's eyes are soy beens. Normally you'd find him in a garden or lanscaping fertilizing the plants around him, but his job is much more important in my cube. He promotes interesting conversation, independent thought and scares dimwitted management away from my workspace."
To: JoeProBono
Can we get 3 of Obama, and 2 each of Pelosi and Reid?
To: JoeProBono
“Made of genuine cow manure”
Accept no substitutes.
3 posted on
11/07/2009 7:12:57 AM PST by
CrazyIvan
(What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
To: JoeProBono
Lovely!
Maybe we will imitate the Africans soon?
They put their heads under cows urinating to change their hair color from black to RED. The cow urine dies their hair. WOWO - maybe that could be a new product line and let Obama and tribe get back to their African roots!
5 posted on
11/07/2009 7:15:10 AM PST by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: JoeProBono
A reasonable likeness.
7 posted on
11/07/2009 7:23:12 AM PST by
Rio
(Don't make me come over there....)
To: JoeProBono
MESSAGE TO SAM MAHON: Go to Washington! Use material from MALE cows! Plan to stay busy!
10 posted on
11/07/2009 7:45:02 AM PST by
Savage Beast
(“If you throw a rock over a fence, it’s the hit dog that hollers.” -Mike Huckabee)
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