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The Subtle Art of Beer Snobbery
Modern Drunkard magazine ^
| October, 2009
| Frank Rich
Posted on 11/02/2009 5:15:14 PM PST by dynachrome
While wine snobs have blighted the earth for thousands of years (you can bet there was at least one guy curling his lip at the vintage of Jesus first and best miracle), beer snobbery is a relatively young art, especially in the U.S.
This is because every beer in the country once tasted exactly the same. Oh sure, there were Bud lovers and MGD aficionados who would swear they could tell the difference, but if you gave them a blind taste test, youd soon discover theyd just keep asking for another test taste until there wasnt any beer left and they were passed out on your sofa.
Furthermore, beer was considered the balm of the common man, it was not something you swirled in a glass and judged by its nose. It was something you swilled from a plastic cup and sometimes shot through your nose.
Then the microbrewery revolution swept the country and soon every abandoned firehouse, bank and shoe factory was outfitted with a vat and turning out every possible form and flavor of beer you could imagine, and some you would rather not.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: beer; judging; moderndrunkard; snobs
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To: ConorMacNessa
61
posted on
11/02/2009 6:14:45 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: ConorMacNessa
I aways have a few when I go back home
62
posted on
11/02/2009 6:15:56 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
63
posted on
11/02/2009 6:16:24 PM PST
by
Buck W.
To: mylife
That’s a good place—you should also try the Ginger Man if you’re in Dallas.
64
posted on
11/02/2009 6:19:20 PM PST
by
Buck W.
To: Buck W.
I hate to drive that far if I am gonna have a brew.
The flying saucer is 20 mi down the road and thats to far LoL
65
posted on
11/02/2009 6:20:56 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Eagle Eye
66
posted on
11/02/2009 6:23:01 PM PST
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: mylife
PBR or Guinness. None of that foo foo beer for llev.
67
posted on
11/02/2009 6:59:39 PM PST
by
llevrok
(As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)
To: llevrok
LoL
I got nothin against PBR
68
posted on
11/02/2009 7:02:11 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: dynachrome; quantim; spinestein; 5Madman2; DTogo; Horatio Gates; Ribeye; decal; B Knotts; doodad; ..
69
posted on
11/02/2009 7:07:42 PM PST
by
knews_hound
(Credo Quia Absurdium--take nothing seriously unless it is absurd E. Clampus Vitus)
To: precisionshootist
Dont try it unless you want to get absolutely spoiled on $13 per bottle beer. Its a bit of work, but the yeast in Chimay is alive, so you can use the dregs of the bottle to make a yeast starter, and brew your own.
70
posted on
11/02/2009 7:11:33 PM PST
by
Pilsner
To: dynachrome
Eponymous BTTT.
71
posted on
11/02/2009 7:18:42 PM PST
by
Pilsner
To: dynachrome
To: llevrok
Try Kirin Ichiban, Smithwick's, or Mississippi Mud.
That is all.
Cheers!
73
posted on
11/02/2009 7:25:10 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Pilsner
Not hard to do, just make a starter and find a Chimay Blue recipe which is abundant on the interwebs. Beer Captured has probably the closest that I’ve tried but most of the Trappist brews readily give out their recipe. Westmalle comes to mind, they even have been known to give a sample of their yeast to visitors willing to worship for the day and sit in on a brewing session.
74
posted on
11/02/2009 7:26:45 PM PST
by
ATLDiver
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To: wolf24
I am not a huge fan of wheat beer, but I like it alright.
I had an interesting rye beer a while back
77
posted on
11/02/2009 7:31:12 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: dynachrome
According to George 'Norm' Wendt, the best beer is FREE and FREE Light. ;o)
78
posted on
11/02/2009 7:36:39 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Buck W.
Le Fin du Monde
&&
You sure you want to drink The End of the World?
79
posted on
11/02/2009 8:00:03 PM PST
by
Bigg Red
(Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
To: Bigg Red
80
posted on
11/02/2009 8:07:09 PM PST
by
Buck W.
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