NBC: New Barack Channel
ABC: Another Barack Channel
MSNBC: My Seriously New Barack Channel
CBS: Continuous Barack Show
FOX: Flagrant Obama Xenophobes
Posted on 10/28/2009 8:07:08 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
Obama Jokes
Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between a zoo and the White House?
A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin' African.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress?
A: An Obama-nation.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.
Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
Q: Why doesn't Obama pray?
A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
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Understanding TV News Acronyms
NBC: New Barack Channel
ABC: Another Barack Channel
MSNBC: My Seriously New Barack Channel
CBS: Continuous Barack Show
FOX: Flagrant Obama Xenophobes
“I voted for change. Can you spare any?”
Well, humor has a germ of truth.
I don’t think the Obamabots are capable of laughing. At least they can’t laugh at Obama or other liberals.
I still can’t get over CNN doing a fact check on a silly Saturday Night Live skit about Obama. Those guys at CNN are way too liberal, take things way too seriously, and have way too much time on their hands. Heck it was liberal joke writers at Sat. Night Live who wrote the darn skit. It wasn’t as sharp or biting as their jokes about Bush, but even so, it was still too much for the Wolf Blitzers of the world.
Understanding TV News Acronyms
NBC: New Barack Channel
ABC: Another Barack Channel
MSNBC: My Seriously New Barack Channel
CBS: Continuous Barack Show
FOX: Flagrant Obama Xenophobes
****Those are good...hadn’t seen them before. (Guess I don’t get out much.)
Liberals......they suck the fun out of life......
A: A fund raiser.
How about "A: A job Interview."
Regards,
GtG
Interesting that these jokes are verbatim identical to an email I got from the Federalist newsletter.
NBC: New Barack Channel
ABC: Another Barack Channel
MSNBC: My Seriously New Barack Channel
CBS: Continuous Barack Show
FOX: Flagrant Obama Xenophobes
Michelle has more belts....
saw this on a Bumper sticker.
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Shouldn’t the be sourced as such? Not posted under “MYSELF”???
Give credit where it is due. Particularly when the source is Conservative and will send Patriot Humor free once a week and Patriot Quotes daily.
Visit and sign up and source the material properly.
http://content.patriotpost.us/img/legacy/broadcasts/humor/102709.html
Bump.....
I didn’t know that it was originally from that site. The jokes were sent to me by a friend via e-mail. I posted it here to share it with others.
I can source the site but unfortunately I can’t edit my original post. Sorry about that.
But I’ll give credit where credit is due.
A: It stands between him and the First.
Nice one. Shows the Founders' wisdom behind the Second. Gotta build in a dead-man switch if you're going to have true checks and balances.
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