How did anyone else ever find out about it?
(He never heard about S - S - and SU?)
Darn, he forgot the rule: S, S and S.
a semi-humorous start for the day
Not if your a skunk.
Next time, dig the hole first, and fill it in before leaving for work.
Now there are only 484 left in congress ,,,, at $25 bucks a clip it’s well worth the fine .
A few years ago, I dropped a big old boy raccoon that had been tormenting my Malamute. He fell into the neighbor lady’s yard and had to be thrown over the fence so that “Harry” could play with him for a while. I had no more gotten back to my property when the entire cul-de-sac filled up with police and fire vehicles. The lady whose yard the ‘coon fell into had called 911 after attempting suicide at the same moment that I popped the ‘coon. Since Harry was wallowing on top of the still twitching raccoon, the cops didn’t see anything as they ran past him to get to the wacko neighbor. I lost twenty years of my life.
Then thanks to HIM, this summer our Lab got sprayed by a friggen Skunk one night when the wife and our daughter were walking it. It took a couple weeks to get the smell completely off.
I *felt* like taking my pellet rifle(1) over to 'thank' HIM.
(1) the 9mm would have been 'overkill'. 
In Illinois protecting skunks is professional courtesy.
I’m just surprised he wasn’t charged with threatening
Obama.
I trapped 8 skunks last year but turned them out in the country. I also got about 10 coons and possums and countless chipmunks. I live in the city too. My wife and I are transplanted country folks.
Illinois allows pellet guns? /s
A half black, half white animal from Chicago causing problems. Why am I not surprised?
Thought that this was Elmhurst Queens. We have lots of skunks in NYC, and not just in City Hall. When I lived in the Bronx, my neighbor was sprayed said critter when he stepped out of our building one day.