Then thanks to HIM, this summer our Lab got sprayed by a friggen Skunk one night when the wife and our daughter were walking it. It took a couple weeks to get the smell completely off.
I *felt* like taking my pellet rifle(1) over to 'thank' HIM.
(1) the 9mm would have been 'overkill'.
10-1 water/hydrogen peroxide mix. wet 'em down, let it stand 5 -10 minutes, rinse. Actually works!
Catch yourself a few LIVE skunks. Spook them near HIS house - all at once.
See if THAT changes his tune.