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Teen turns burrito into deadly weapon, cops say
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| Don Germaise
Posted on 10/14/2009 7:31:05 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
I’ve caused “damage” with a burrito, but it took hours....
To: JoeProBono
Taco Bell pretty much did that to burritos years ago.
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:33:42 AM PDT
by
digger48
To: JoeProBono
I was expecting a flatulence joke. ;o)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:34:30 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Quick Shot
Normally the burrito is but the precursor agent for WMD. This may be the first time one has been used in a direct fire capacity.
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:35:11 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: JoeProBono
There’s a place on Western Avenue in Chicago that makes what seems like a two pound burrito. A 290 pound friend ate two of them and eventually released enough gas to supply a Viking range. If that ain’t deadly I don’t know what is.
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:35:37 AM PDT
by
12Gauge687
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:37:32 AM PDT
by
Dem Guard
To: JoeProBono
John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out of an approaching white Dodge and throw something. The next thing Addie knew his front windshield was cracked and he was covered in refried beans. Had to have been a Chipotle burrito. Nothing Taco Bell serves is large enough to do that kind of damage!
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:38:46 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(...We never faced anything like this...we only fought humans.)
To: JoeProBono
The question is, where did he obtain some of my ex-wife’s cooking?
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:38:59 AM PDT
by
garyhope
(ua)
To: 12Gauge687
We've got a very small Injun Casino in the area with a great brekkies....one of the morning specials is a huge breakfast burrito that's so large it's cut in half - I'd say it's 8 inches long and 4 inches across.....$2.95, no sales tax, beverage of choice, and full sides of rice and beans.
I've yet to make it into the second half.
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:42:01 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Mmm mmm mmm - Barack Hussein Obama (repeat endlessly))
To: JoeProBono
Speaking of taco bell, anyone tried the black taco yet?
To: JoeProBono
“Every little bean must be heard as well as seen.”
The Great Toothless One Speaks, Oprah’s Book Club
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:46:36 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(I don't think anyone axed 4 yer opinyun, Meeshell.)
To: ErnBatavia
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:46:54 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Why pay HIGHER TAXES for WORSE healthcare?)
To: Quick Shot
Bum wrap
School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into lockdown
CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.
Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.
The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:47:15 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
Pshh. I can do that. And I don’t even need to throw it.
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:47:47 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: JoeProBono
I have a bean burrito and I’m not afraid to use it.
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:48:07 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(We need more Joe Wilson's. OBAMA is ACORN ACORN is OBAMA)
To: JoeProBono
To: paulycy
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:51:57 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
10/14/2009 7:52:38 AM PDT
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ButThreeLeftsDo
(FR.....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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