[Quick Shot]

I’ve caused “damage” with a burrito, but it took hours....

[Joe 6-pack]

Normally the burrito is but the precursor agent for WMD. This may be the first time one has been used in a direct fire capacity.

[JoeProBono]

Bum wrap
School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into lockdown

CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

[nina0113]

I’ve caused “damage” with a burrito, but it took hours....

Try adding wing sauce - my old officemate could clear the place out an hour after lunch.