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Texas man found asleep with corpse inside closet
AP via Breitbart ^
| Oct 12, 2009
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Posted on 10/12/2009 6:58:24 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Slings and Arrows
So these two hobos had been following the railroad tracks for a while before they decided to split up and seek their fortunes separately. But before they parted, they agreed to meet one week hence to check up on each other’s adventures.
The week passed.
At the agreed upon time, the hobo buddies approached each other from opposite directions.
Grinning widely, one blurted out, “You’ll never believe what happened to me! It was incredible!”
“Oh yeah? What happened?”
“Well, I went walking down the tracks the other way just like we decided, and I found this lady. She’d been tied up and was laying acrost the tracks. Why, I gently untied her, and I talked real’ soft and lifted her from the track, and we spent alllllllllll week making sweet love. It was beautiful, man, and so was she. We done it ever’ way you coulda imagined, and I’ll bet we invented new ways a-doing it, too!”
“Izzat right? So how was she at giving Lewinsky’s?”
“Lewins-? Oh. That’s the one thing we didn’t get to do. See, I never did find her head...”
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posted on
10/13/2009 6:38:46 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(Freedom is taken, not given.)
To: Jet Jaguar
Prayers for the parents if this kid.
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posted on
10/13/2009 6:49:26 AM PDT
by
Texas resident
( It's us against them. And we're on our own.)
To: humblegunner; Darksheare
For once, I’m not entirely certain this is Darksheare’s fault.
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posted on
10/13/2009 7:33:11 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Yes, Chef!)
To: SampleMan
I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
To: 1riot1ranger; Action-America; Aggie Mama; Alkhin; Allegra; American72; antivenom; Antoninus II; ...
Harris County goes national...
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posted on
10/13/2009 7:44:36 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Happy Holidays. No, wait. HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY.)
To: 1riot1ranger; Action-America; Aggie Mama; Alkhin; Allegra; American72; antivenom; Antoninus II; ...
Harris County goes national...
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posted on
10/13/2009 7:44:43 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Happy Holidays. No, wait. HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Barack Hussein Obama mmm mmmm mmmm wants more nice men to come out of the closet.
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posted on
10/13/2009 7:47:03 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Happy Holidays. No, wait. HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY.)
To: Xenalyte; Darksheare
For once, I’m not entirely certain this is Darksheare’s fault. I'm inclined to think it was Tom Cruise.
This time.
To: Eaker
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posted on
10/13/2009 8:21:17 AM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Jet Jaguar
Sounds like an R Kelly song.
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posted on
10/13/2009 8:22:35 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Titan Magroyne
UNNNGH!
Reminds me of the old Tom Swifty:
“I am not a homosexual necrophiliac!” sad Tom in dead Earnest.
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posted on
10/13/2009 8:38:26 AM PDT
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Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/13/2009 8:55:37 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(Freedom is taken, not given.)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
10/13/2009 9:41:30 AM PDT
by
freekitty
(Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
To: humblegunner; Xenalyte
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posted on
10/13/2009 12:44:45 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Jet Jaguar
Necrophiliac and drug abuser. The next presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party.
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posted on
10/13/2009 4:49:36 PM PDT
by
Mojave
(Don't blame me. I voted for McClintock.)
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