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The new Smith & Wesson 180 D
The Cantankerous Old White Guy ^ | April 9th | The White Guy

Posted on 10/12/2009 3:49:24 PM PDT by Halfmanhalfamazing

Do you have anti-gun Democratic friends who do not seem as ‘joyous’ as they were after the election of the “Great One”? Maybe they’re worried about their ‘security’ at home with the increasing “residential crime” they’ve been reading about. Also, maybe they realize now that the police can’t be everywhere to protect them within seconds. Well here’s ‘good news’ for them. Smith & Wesson has just announced a new handgun designed just for the person who is un-familiar with – and possibly afraid of – handguns, yet wants to have adequate home protection: The “SW18044L” (‘L’ signifies ‘liberal’).. You will note that this handsome, powerful weapon is a “commemorative model” which proudly bears the Democratic “Donkey”, & a large capital “D”! Tell your friends to be sure to get their orders in early, because they will be in high demand!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: banglist; guns; humor; satire; smithandwesson

1 posted on 10/12/2009 3:49:25 PM PDT by Halfmanhalfamazing
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To: DaveLoneRanger; Joe Brower
This is hilarious


2 posted on 10/12/2009 3:55:22 PM PDT by Halfmanhalfamazing ( Those who have never failed work for those of us who have. - Henry Ford)
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To: Halfmanhalfamazing

I hear they are very accurate, guaranteed to score a head shot


3 posted on 10/12/2009 4:01:04 PM PDT by usmcobra (Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
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To: usmcobra

Clearly designed for the persons who, up to now, have gone around kicking their own butts.

This is so much more effective.


4 posted on 10/12/2009 4:05:49 PM PDT by alloysteel (....the Kennedys can be regarded as dysfunctional. Even in death.)
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To: Halfmanhalfamazing

Good thing it’s compensated. It makes that follow up shot so much easier.


5 posted on 10/12/2009 4:13:36 PM PDT by smokingfrog (No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
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To: Halfmanhalfamazing

It’s not NICE to fool a gun person.


6 posted on 10/12/2009 4:49:09 PM PDT by Migraine (Diversity is great... ...until it happens to YOU.)
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To: Halfmanhalfamazing

Many years ago, in another time, it was called a Polish Pistol. I am not sure why, as it is neither Polish nor a pistol.


7 posted on 10/12/2009 5:34:21 PM PDT by OldEagle
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To: Halfmanhalfamazing

Who needs “assisted” suicide?


8 posted on 10/12/2009 5:40:14 PM PDT by stevio (Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
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To: Halfmanhalfamazing

Actually, it might be quite effective for dealing with thugs sneaking up behind you.


9 posted on 10/12/2009 5:43:53 PM PDT by reg45 (Be calm everyone. The idiot children are in charge!)
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To: All

Don’t give big O any ideas.
This could be an mandatory alternative to death panels. Just mandate that everyone is issued one of these at 65 and every 3-5 years there after. It would be much more cost effective than death panels . . . o never mind, death panels are so much more fun and cost so much more. What was I thinking . . ./S


10 posted on 10/20/2009 6:35:17 AM PDT by TooFarGone (Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.)
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