"Where to next? Does Obama want to write the Magna Carta, lead the Spartans and Thespians at Thermopylae, or become first Emperor of China?"
Posted on 10/09/2009 2:35:04 PM PDT by skully
President Obama signed the Declaration of Independence today, making it official; the colonies are no longer part of England. After signing his name in big purple crayon just above John Hancock's, the President was quoted as saying: "Since 1776 America wasn't officially America, until I signed this document today. Now that my signature has made America officially a nation, I can now implement my policies designed to destroy it. It would have been tough to destroy a country that didn't officially exist until today." October 9 will now replace July 4 as the official birthday for America. When asked what his next course of action would be, Obama replied, "I'm going to remove George Washington's face from Mt. Rushmore, because just like me, America won't know who its daddy is!"
Michelle is finally proud!
LOL $$$!!
I bet the DUtards are furious with the mockery being directed at their head tard everywhere today.
Actually, last I checked, there was a lot of infighting at DUmmieland. Some are actually daring to question whether Barry really deserved it. And there is NO reference yet to other reactions around the world, aka “WTF???”
I heard Obama changed his mind and will be signing the Declaration of Dependence before long.
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