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BREAKING NEWS: Family of Archimedes gives up credit for invention. Now called the Obama Screw.
October 9, 2009 | Bily Joe Damocles

Posted on 10/09/2009 12:09:59 PM PDT by Sparko

Date line Greece: Archimedes was a mathematician and inventor from ancient Greece. ... He was credited with inventing the Archimedes screw - a screw-shaped machine or hydraulic screw that raised water from a lower to a higher level.

Descendants of Archimedes interviewed in the Greek press conceded that while Archie had done some great things - it was only with water, and admitted that Obama had screwed people royally all around the world in every which way but loose.

κοχλία του Αρχιμήδη συγχαρητήρια, έχεις τον άξονα losely translated as:

congratulations, Americans, you just got screwed.




TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humbledbutsurprised; obama; obamawins; surprisedbuthumbled

1 posted on 10/09/2009 12:10:00 PM PDT by Sparko
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To: Sparko

Quite creative, and well put. American is oiled up and ready to fly.


2 posted on 10/09/2009 12:11:40 PM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart. . . . .Palin 2012----can't come soon enough!)
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To: BlueStateBlues

Hey, thanks.

L*rd know I did not want to be accused of putting up inane vanity threads about Obozo’s vanity exploits.

;)

We’re getting greased, that’s for sure.


3 posted on 10/09/2009 12:15:34 PM PDT by Sparko ("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
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To: Sparko

well done!!


4 posted on 10/09/2009 12:35:09 PM PDT by all the best
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To: Sparko
The obama screw?

Hmmmm ...

yes .... yes, I think it WILL preach.

5 posted on 10/09/2009 12:50:59 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: Sparko

LMAO


6 posted on 10/09/2009 2:26:54 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Amendment 0: Congress shall make no law.)
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