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Man Healed By Touching Hem Of Obama's Robe -- Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Medicine
AP ^ | October 8, 2009 | Editors

Posted on 10/09/2009 12:07:38 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian

AP: OSLO, Norway. A woman who was troubled with an issue of blood twelve years, came behind Obama through security today, and touched the hem of his garment.

The woman claimed that she said within herself: "If I shall touch only his garment, I shall be healed." And Obama, turning and seeing her, said, "Be of good heart, daughter, thy faith hath made thee whole. And the woman was made whole from that hour."

In response, Obama was granted the Nobel Prize in Medicine.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: farce; noble; obama; obamanobelvanity; obamawins; religion; wins


1 posted on 10/09/2009 12:07:38 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian
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2 posted on 10/09/2009 12:10:40 PM PDT by Always Right
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I liked your use of AP. If I had thought of it I would have used the defunct UPI


3 posted on 10/09/2009 12:19:08 PM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart. . . . .Palin 2012----can't come soon enough!)
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Type “Prince of Peace” into Google and see what pops up.


4 posted on 10/09/2009 12:21:10 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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Is this legal? Doesn’t he need a license for this?


5 posted on 10/09/2009 12:22:27 PM PDT by Brugmansian
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Obama’s mantra:

Hallelujah brethren, I’m here to cast out the sick, heal the dead, and raise the devil.


6 posted on 10/09/2009 12:26:05 PM PDT by urroner
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This is actually the real plan of ObamaCare.

Obma will appoint 12 apostles, one of which is Hillary, who will later betray him.

He will send them out to cast out employers, heal people of their wallets, and permit the dead to vote.


7 posted on 10/09/2009 12:35:15 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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